Heyooo, just letting you all know i rarely use this now. I mainly use insta. So add me on that if you want to stay in-touch instagram.com/lordgreeley

Something that gives me a little joy is going into any gays house and just saying "It stinks of cum in here" even if it doesn't and watch them get flustered and come up with made up reasons why.

It's about time it's out in the open. Me and Joe are wishing you all a happy valentines day ❤️

Hellooooo yes I am alive

This weekend i'm going to be dead as its Bears Weekend in Blackpool from Friday to Monday. RIP me.

Watched the first 10 minutes of Welcome To Derry and i'm already like WTF

Thanks to that BGT Boogie Woogie song, I can't not sing it in a Scottish voice anymore.

Me: I have a very sophisticated sense of humour. Also me:

Watched Weapons tonight. surprisingly good film and a refreshing concept. I enjoyed it. Had the right level of jump scares mixed with story. Also the cop was hella cute.

Just bought another pair of trainers just because they're green 🫣 i need to be stopped.

Enjoying my holiday in Torremolinos! More pics to come.

I need some realism in post apocalypse films, like you see these people kissing and for once I want someone to be like "mmm no thanks, you haven't brushed your teeth in 2 years and it stinks, you've got several infrcted teeth"

Whenever anybody sends me an unsolicited dick pic, I always have to reply with this gif

At the risk of sounding super gay. I still think We Found Love by Rihanna is one of the greatest night-out bops there is.

Just watched Superman 2025.... It was alright. The pacing was bad in the first half, it felt like they tried to cram too many stories into one film. And they tried to do an emotional scene with him and his dad but it failed because it was only 2nd time we saw the dad on screen.

Gym progress is getting there slowly. Still not muscle daddy bear status yet. But still got 6 years until my deadline!

Have posted a selfie in a while

Any gym goers here? Are the lifting strap hooks (left) better than the normal lifting straps (right)? Tempted to make the change....

Watched 28 years later on the weekend.... It was... Ok. Felt like 3 different films in one. The pacing was weird. I HATED the weird sky effects when they were running away from the Alpha across the tide bridge. It did not go with the rest of the film at all.

It's 2025, why haven't these Protein Whey brands come up with a way to keep the scoop from being RIGHT AT THE BOTTOM of the tubs? You lose like 3 scoops worth by it all being stuck to your hand.