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Subway Life

@ThatSubwayLife

To Sandwich Artists Everywhere

Joined October 2014
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Replying to @hollowitsch @ThatSubwayLife
another woman came in today and asked if we had Canadian bacon...
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Ashley@piecesofyourown1 Apr 2017
Man: "I want the little dudes." Me: "I'm sorry?" Man: "You know, the little round dudes." Me: "......." Man: "Cucumbers." @ThatSubwayLife
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Do y'all sell ice cream? teapawt.net/thatsubwaylife/status/…
Subway Life (@ThatSubwayLife) profile pictureSubway Life@ThatSubwayLife8 Dec 2015
What's the weirdest thing a customer has ever said or did to you or another employee?
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p 🌸@pfh0721 Feb 2017
lmao a customer told me he wanted to bend me over the table i was cleaning teapawt.net/thatsubwaylife/status/…
Subway Life (@ThatSubwayLife) profile pictureSubway Life@ThatSubwayLife8 Dec 2015
What's the weirdest thing a customer has ever said or did to you or another employee?
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Replying to @ThatSubwayLife
can i get a veggie, but can you put some turkey on it 😂
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"Can I get a roasted chicken but put the meat on the side?" teapawt.net/ThatSubwayLife/status/…
Subway Life (@ThatSubwayLife) profile pictureSubway Life@ThatSubwayLife8 Dec 2015
What's the weirdest thing a customer has ever said or did to you or another employee?
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Replying to @ThatSubwayLife
@ThatSubwayLife Real talk, is there a way to get the sandwich smell off of myself?
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Me: would you like American, provolone, or peper jack cheese Customer: Swiss cheese DID. I. SAY. SWISS. CHEESE
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It takes me approximately 2 minutes and 30 seconds to make a sub. 30 seconds to just make the sub and 2 minutes to just put my gloves on!
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If you aren't soaked from head to toe after doing dishes did you really do dishes?
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Drinking game: take a shot everytime a customer asks or mentions when subs were $5 footlongs
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Kelsey@TallestKelsey8 Nov 2016
Replying to @art3misdisney @ThatSubwayLife
or, take a shot any time someone says "I want the white cheese"... 🙃🔫
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Replying to @ThatSubwayLife
take a shot every time someone asks for pepper jack or mozzarella
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Ashley@piecesofyourown4 Nov 2016
Submageddon day always brings out the idiots who don't know how ordering food works. So glad I made it without snapping. @ThatSubwayLife
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Replying to @KaylaBoehlke @ThatSubwayLife
may the odds be ever in your favor! #fellowsandwichartist
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JP Fish@Joe_Fishsticks8 Oct 2016
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people tend to ask absurd questions that no regular employee would know and then get mad when we have no clue what the mean
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Ashley@piecesofyourown4 Oct 2016
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@ThatSubwayLife A customer at my store called olives grapes. I thought I had heard it all. 😂
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Replying to @piecesofyourown
@piecesofyourown I'll bet you'd make quite an impression on the customers if you tried this way of @ThatSubwayLife
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Ashley@piecesofyourown7 Sep 2016
Any time a customer orders a Spicy Italian or BMT chopped salad I want to ask them why they hate us. @ThatSubwayLife
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