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Joined July 2026
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so @tradingview my charts have been frozen all day what’s going on?
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Patience and guidance, that’s all I want fr
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sometimes you just need to let a girl half your size dominate you
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not one normal friend😭❤️
🐙: what dy bring to the table 👩‍🦳: i am the table 🐙: and im the carpenter cause i go knack you stupid
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Fernando Alonso my 🐐
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Sit my dear, I’d die a happy man.
How does sitting on someone’s face work? Won’t they suffocate?
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F1TV na beg I dey beg now😭
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if you have a crush on me hmu im easy
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oomf "sikismek istiyorum" ben: fav oomf "ölmek istiyorum" ben: fav
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this my department funny gan😂 Them ban undergrads from ICT lab, say only PG go dey use am, we say no wam. Now mouse don lost them dey say make everybody contribute😂😂😂 and some people go pay that money🤣😭
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I gats make some very calculated moves mehn
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babe wey reject me X dey push am come my tl😭
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For the sake of my mental health I need to eat pussy soon
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you people should invite me out 😪 Jesus, my bed and I will unite one day
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I really want to take art seriously again
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patience is something I constantly get reminded of that I don’t have
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saw an aventador on my way to work, I cannot end my life here
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I remember this one time we were in a blunt rotation, e reach this guy hand he start dey tweak dey dance with kpo for hand, dey blow am anyhow dey waste am. Kpo wey I buy😭
for stoners: let’s hear your unspoken rule when sharing a joint with yo buddies. let’s learn, so we watch out for it.
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I model oooo Book me plix Make I fit do birthday😔
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