𝙇𝙞𝙢𝙗𝙤’𝙨 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣

𝘚𝘏𝘌’𝘚 𝘉𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘊𝘒! The ban phase can only hold her back for so long. “Told you we’d meet again, it’s always just a matter of time.”

Clothing? Why bother? Extra layers limit her mobility. Armor only for the best protection and movement.

Dry humping your pillow. You’ll never catch her-

<— what she craves.

Illyana tapping into her darkest vile magic to summon herself a goth Dommy mommy.

There’s NO backing out now. . Twenty four hour is what you agreed to. Hope you had nothing important planned today because the only thing you’ll be able to see is the blondes fat ass smothering you.

For a box of chocolate she’ll give you a womb tattoo.

The amount of ego that this woman has is insane, though can you really blame her? You should totally feed into it, she might even reward you!

Getting a new legendary skin every season was joyful at the start. Though she feels like the devs have gotten a bit more money hungry lately. She can’t quite tell why, but the battlefield is quite chilly today.

Someone once told her that she can’t expect to win them all. This match was another brutal example. . Disarmed, drained, and left in her own puddle of shame by strategists she thought were beneath her.

Her dream-

(SOUND WARNING!) Go to a club they said, it’ll be fun they said. . A couple drinks and bad decisions later- Twenty bucks. . Twenty dollars is all it took for this random woman to ride you until you were blowing blanks. She doesn’t even know your name!

(SOUND WARNING ⚠️) She loves some pre match encouragement! Nothing creates better teamwork more than filling up your duo.

She can’t believe it! Stood up on YET another date, seems like people just aren’t fond of mutants. . Even saving up weeks of earnings on a special dress for the occasion. She’s getting ready to drown herself in another night of drinks.

Bark for her, she’ll reward you expeditiously!