my own asexual experience is as a teen i saw everyone saying “they are so hot i'm so horny i wanna （something sexual）so bad“ and thought everyone is just yapping so i joined everyone and then i grew up slowly realized everyone was being for real it was just me.

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girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha · Nov 1, 2026 · 8:04 PM UTC

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girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha@thugmajesty7Nov 1

he died doing what he loved: killing himself

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Sailen · Sep 10, 2026 · 6:01 PM UTC

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Sailen@Sailen0Sep 10

Power lost her horns

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ॐ · Aug 2, 2026 · 4:40 PM UTC

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ॐ@vesperrrgenicAug 2

redraw medias

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Coff 𒉭 · Oct 29, 2026 · 11:40 PM UTC

Coff 𒉭@ThatsCoffOct 29

Roegadyn pussy got me acting strange. She asked me who run the banks I said the lalafells 😂😂😂

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Mm… · Oct 29, 2026 · 12:52 AM UTC

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Mm…@Joracle_Oct 29

I’ve never seen a pilot episode better than Interview with the Vampire’s? I’ll put that episode against your best, no matter what it is.

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lluka · Oct 27, 2026 · 4:48 PM UTC

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lluka@ILOVEVAMOLAOct 27

tally ho or something

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mouse · Oct 28, 2026 · 3:40 PM UTC

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mouse@mouseonaleashOct 28

bright young reporter with a point of view type shit

xandrea long chu@familyhyaenidaeOct 27

im a serious academic

Image from xandrea long chu (@familyhyaenidae)

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The Frustrating Individual · Oct 27, 2026 · 10:59 PM UTC

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The Frustrating Individual@MILFmassacreOct 27

Is this really all there is to life? Having tremendous amounts of fun and experiencing unbelievably amazing things and falling in love and winning prizes and awards and being universally recognized as a genius and a hero?

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fortunate ramen · Oct 28, 2026 · 8:57 AM UTC

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fortunate ramen@FortunateRamenOct 28

IT SEEMS IT’S TIME TO RUMBLE IN THE GARDEN THE RING, IT NEEDS A LITTLE BIT OF CARNAGE GOOD THING ME AND MY BRO ARE MOTHERFUCKIN PART DE- -ITY, CAUSE WE’RE ABOUT TO GET ALL HEARTLESS

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Coff 𒉭 · Oct 28, 2026 · 9:26 AM UTC

Coff 𒉭@ThatsCoffOct 28

listened to that paradise planet album with some friends man life is worth living. about 3 people went to go freestyle or make something immediately after it ended. @/okayroutt i got people who will kill for you

ꜱᴏʟeıʟ｡ · Oct 25, 2026 · 8:36 PM UTC

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ꜱᴏʟeıʟ｡@xoxoSOLElLOct 25

swear im acc locking in when this covid shit over

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CoolCactus🌵 · Oct 21, 2026 · 3:07 AM UTC

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CoolCactus🌵@CoolestOfCactiOct 21

in fortune's weave u will be looking for the perfect gift to give a unit you wanna recruit, and then their character info page says "Likes: Tradition. Winning. Great Power." like could u be more specific, Great King of Evil Ganondorf

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sw*g · Oct 20, 2026 · 8:16 PM UTC

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sw*g@machinegirlb0yOct 20

***** ****

Starless@Starles30416385Oct 19

one thing I've realized is that you can fuck up literally everything about your game but if you can throw in a handful of decent boss fights, people will still consider it a masterpiece

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Kal · Sep 20, 2023 · 1:18 PM UTC

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Kal@Kobeniscar20 Sep 2023

Now look at us. Look at this mess ChatGegeT made. Look at the way the biggest character in this series went out, oh wait but the love motif and symbolism🥹🕊️

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fortunate ramen · Oct 19, 2026 · 6:09 PM UTC

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fortunate ramen@FortunateRamenOct 19

i don’t respect individuals with first name nicknames. like your parents named you danny straight up? not daniel but people call you danny on some cute shit? the name written on your birth certificate is “danny” fuck off dude

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