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All the wit you can fit in 140 characters from those hip hop/reggae cats known as the Alchemystics | Demse, Ian, Force, John, Matthew, Chris, Jay & Ilana

Northampton, MA
Joined December 2008
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I am totally puttin Jiminy Cricket in a rap! This impeachment trial is lit. -Force #impeachment #hiphoppop #holycow
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Imagine being the Secret Service agents assigned to Trump post-presidency. That’s it. #wemadeit
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Dick Durbin talkin bout dat dome is a vibe. #Forcefacts #SenateDebate
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I imagine Pusha T googling that space monkey meme as soon as Yeezy dropped that Playboi Carti album. Hashtag ughhh #hiphoppop
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Replying to @CDPROJEKTRED
@CDPROJEKTRED imma need a holiday radio station in the next patch STATUM ! I’m tryin to listen to futuristic @MariahCarey as I bring merry mayhem in Night city. - Force
Why is y’all mans Trump tryna reveal his purported evidence of corruption like an episode of DBZ? “Big fraud info coming soon. Stay tuned....” 12 episodes later....... HashtagVegetaRiggedIt @realDonaldTrump #DragonBallZ #JustDoIt
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Pretty much my anthem for 2020. Just let me chef up this new music. - Force #ForceFacts
Yall gotta leave me alone. I be minding my business lol. Stop coming for me breh 😭
I’m pretty pumped for this release! This whole album is a well curated journey. Prof has def breathed some inspiration into this rap dad! -Force #hiphoppop #stophouse #powderhornsuites
Powderhorn suites drops in 2 days
I’m replaying Mass Effect 1 and I let Ashley die last night. Feel like that was the best foreshadowing ever! #ForceFacts #MassEffect #Election2020
Lil homie just found out after a rousing round of Fore play! #Election2020 @realDonaldTrump #ForceFacts
Can you feel that collective sigh of relief?
Does anybody else have like a dedicated dance they only do to Busta Rhymes?! I blame it on the Hype videos! #ForceFacts #hiphoppop #BustaRhymes
Joe Biden responded with his Ying Yang Twinz whisper voice to trump yer boy’s yellin!- Force #Debate2020 #hiphoppop #ForceFacts
“I’m just a businessman doing business”. Ya boy brought Presi bars to the debate party. #hiphoppop #Debate2020 #ForceFacts
Did the conservative Race Bannon just say the air is cleaner in the US than it’s ever been? Just repeating it out loud made my head hurt. #ForceFactChecker #VPDebate2020
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The Alchemystics has a show on 05/24/2020 at 09:00 AM @ Camp Kee-Wanee in Greenfield, MA reverbnation.com/q/7o4jzs #concert reverbnation.com/thealchemys…
The Alchemystics has a show on 04/18/2020 at 12:00 PM @ Three County Fair in Northampton, MA reverbnation.com/q/7nh9k7 #concert reverbnation.com/thealchemys…
The Alchemystics has a show on 03/22/2020 at 12:00 PM @ Mount Snow Cuzzins in West Dover, VT reverbnation.com/q/7mzk1m #concert reverbnation.com/thealchemys…
The Alchemystics has a show on 02/22/2020 at 08:00 PM @ Arch Street Tavern in Hartford, CT reverbnation.com/q/7mgddc #concert reverbnation.com/thealchemys…