A boy who will always believe. https://teapawt.net/t.co/ajSE8ZLWAf
Perpetual Hope
Joined June 2009
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me before starting "james and the giant peach": how giant could it be. like a cantaloupe
me after starting "james and the giant peach": holy fucking shit
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There’s a parallel universe where people age non-linearly, and every day you have no idea how old you’ll wake up. So sometimes you’d have to call into work like, “Sorry, can’t make it in today, I’m 7.”
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I sigh loudly, seeing my roommate has again clogged our drain with snakes and shampoo. 'She has other strengths.” I remind myself. ‘She decorated. I could never afford such realistic statues.'
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Do you think the search history, for guys that have a pirate fetish, includes "pirate booty"?
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me: you can’t fly lol
penguin: you can’t get someone to mate with you for life lmao
me:
penguin: dude don—don’t cry at the zoo