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Music, Watchdogs, PVZ, South Park and Bob's Burgers lover. Open DMs.

South Park, Colorado
Joined October 2025
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Just 2 days to go until we celebrate the 10th anniversary of Watch Dogs 2 Hard to believe it’s been a full decade since we first stepped into Marcus Holloway’s shoes. Still unmatched vibes, still the best hacker sandbox out there. #WatchDogs @watchdogsgame #Watchdogs2 #Ubisoft #UbisoftPartner @Ubisoft_UK @Ubisoft
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Guys, we should all work as Amazon Factory workers. It'll be great.
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Whoever made this art will be spared from the wrath of Cthulu dude I love you.
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My favorite frames from the episode 🥹
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“My name is Kyle Brovloski and I LOVE Cartman!”
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The Scott one genuinely made me laugh to fucking hard.
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IM HAPPYTO BE BACK!!i missedcraig and the others….
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My Tweek is back. .... Ohhhh fuck.
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I like to think that when you die, your just in your own little world for the rest of your life and there are levels for limitations. Good - No limitations Neutral - No extreme violence Bad - No danger or anything that makes you happy
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NO KID RANDY NO CREEK BREAK UP HELEN TWEAK CONFIRMED PUT IT DOWN REFERENCE PC PRINICIAL WOKE WE ARE SO BACK
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This one's for you, Creek fans. An all-new episode of South America is now streaming on Paramount+
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That was worse than I thought but still a good episode. Overall 7/10. (Bonus points because I haven't heard either of them be stars in a new episode in a while)
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It looks like big head Kenny to my on the far left in the pictures
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Been really getting into Invincible again recently. I finished season 1 during summer and just a few days ago started watching season 2
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I love almost all of you guys. Thank you for 150 followers!
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Eric Cartman making a list for “bastards”
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