The closest thing to a Sadie Hawkins dance I will ever go to is dragging my fiance to a @relientK concert while he wears khaki pants @gracebaldridge
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I already told my man he needs to wear mask if he wants to sit next to me. He didn’t want too so I told him to split! 🤷🏾♂️ 😂
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Naked And Afraid now feels like I’m watching a documentary about the year 2021.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but Corporations employ millions of normal people, not just billionaires.
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The Democrats impeached Trump for crimes committed by Joe Biden.
Honestly, I am impressed.
Thank you Relient K for spending 111 hours with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #spotifywrapped
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Samson wasn’t born to be a captive. He was created to bring freedom to others, but his own life choices conquered him. A tragic reminder that we must daily keep our eyes on Jesus so that we are reminded of our purpose and the real source of our strength. Judges 16:21
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6-year-old: Mashed potatoes make me sad.
Me: Why?
6: They should have been French fries.
Now I'm sad, too.
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4-year-old: We don't need mirrors.
Me: Why not?
4: I already know I look good.
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Many of you wanted to know why I claim @benshapiro is someone to follow. I told you I would take the sour tweets and articles that you sent to me to him, and this was his response to all of you. How many of you would do that? I’m not sure I would.
I think that takes courage. – at San Francisco, CA
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