I do writer guy stuff. Actually, it's a funny story. This one time I -- holy...WHAT'S THAT??! ((Points over your shoulder, runs away when you turn to look))
Minneapolis suburbs
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Just spent 15 minutes talking to my legit kee-razy neighbor. #Antisocial Davy wanted to leave, but #writer Davy knew he had to stay.
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Yes this is the most politically & culturally tone deaf statement since “let them eat cake.”
But “You should have had stock” is the new “this is going to ruin the tour” response in group chats going forward
I don’t make the rules
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Instead of fighting each other pointlessly, every country should unite and work together to pollute the earth and destroy the ocean and all wildlife and trees
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Thank you Governor-elect Klobuchar! We’re going to do some great work together for Minnesota!!
Finally the election night coverage I've been looking for
The Suite Life Of Zack And Cody star says the show was "extremely popular, but also extremely underfunded."
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It's frankly inspirational the dedication State Farm and Liberty commit to making the worst, most unfunny and painful ads possible - they realized they had a "thing" and leaned into it. You simply have to respect that level of confident incompetence.
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One thing that always gets lost in this debate: School starts WAY too early.
There's no law of nature requiring 5-year-olds to be in class by 7:30 a.m., which is obscene. Instead of making everyone endure 4:45 p.m. sunsets, just...send kids to school later.
No one likes changing the clock, me included, but Congress has enacted permanent Daylight Savings Time multiple times before and repealed it each time once Americans experienced absurdly late sunrises in the winter. Arkansans don’t want their kids going to school in the pitch dark, and I’ll always put Arkansas first.
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Stavros Halkias: I don't wanna do the both sides bullshit because it's just not true. One side is worse than the other, objectively speaking. One side is disappearing people and one side wants children to have healthcare, I don't think that's equivalent. A lot of stand up comics happened to have some of the dumbest opinions on Earth
I type "get outta", get halfway through "here", and my suggested auto-complete jumps in to finish the word with the gusto of an approval-hungry puppy.
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Every year, we're forced to do the 'could a random guy beat an LPGA pro' so I will again remind everyone that Michelle Wie played a PGA Tour event at 14, and beat three of the Top 25 in the world. She was a child and she beat Adam Scott who would win the Players two months later.
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Hell yeah, man. Plenty of other Koreas out there to unite with. Get out there and have fun.
North Korea formally drops goal of reuniting with South ft.trib.al/j3F1dL9
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Teachers deserve living wages.
Robbinsdale teachers have been working without a contract for over 300 days.
The district must get serious and treat our teachers with the dignity and respect they deserve.
I was proud to stand with them in their fight for a fair contract. ✊🏽
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Trump didn’t recover from bankruptcy.
He got rescued.
— Early ’90s: drowning in $3.4B debt
Casinos collapsing. Assets seized
— At the same time:
Russian capital floods into Western real estate
— Trump properties allow
anonymous, all-cash buyers
— Buyers and partners tied to
Russian organized crime
— His model shifts:
Stop building → Start selling the name
Funded by foreign money.
U.S. banks cut him off.
Russian money didn’t.
That’s not a coincidence.
That’s leverage.
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Journalism is not a crime.
NEW and BREAKING: The FBI began investigating New York Times reporter Elizabeth Williamson earlier this year after she published a story about how Kash Patel was using FBI personnel to provide his girlfriend with govt security and transportation. FBI agents interviewed Patel's girlfriend about Williamson, queried databases for info on the reporter and recommended moving forward to determine whether the reporter broke federal stalking laws. nytimes.com/2026/04/22/us/po…
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visits the pope → pope dies
leads Iran negotiations → talks collapse
flies to Hungary to prop up Orbán → Orbán loses in a landslide
Man’s got a streak.
