Slaydrienne (@TheBlessMess) header
Slaydrienne (@TheBlessMess) profile picture

Slaydrienne

@TheBlessMess

Pussyocalypse ⚡️ Transvaginal mesh enthusiast ⚡️ Smallpox champion

Joined August 2010
  • Tweets4.5K
  • Following663
  • Followers8.1K
14Media
Photo by Slaydrienne (@TheBlessMess)Photo by Slaydrienne (@TheBlessMess)Photo by Slaydrienne (@TheBlessMess)Photo by Slaydrienne (@TheBlessMess)Photo by Slaydrienne (@TheBlessMess)Photo by Slaydrienne (@TheBlessMess)Photo by Slaydrienne (@TheBlessMess)Photo by Slaydrienne (@TheBlessMess)
Slaydrienne retweeted
crispy315 (@crispy_315) profile picture
crispy315@crispy_31514 Jun 2017
you guys wanna see a party trick? [overdoses in the bathroom]
1
2
36
Slaydrienne retweeted
Spencer (@13spencer) profile picture
Spencer@13spencer11 Dec 2015
The only weapon that would stop Matthew McConaughey is a t-shirt gun.
9
41
Someone design a first person video game where you drive safely and never shoot anyone and get extra points for voting in a local election
28
321
1
855
Slaydrienne retweeted
oll (@dulcetry) profile picture
oll@dulcetry15 Oct 2015
Maybe more people would go to church if they had hologram Jesus just shredding the fuck out of a guitar on stage
4
34
144
A YouTube star, a blogger, and an Instagram celebrity walk into a bar. Literally no one gives a shit.
1
23
60
Slaydrienne retweeted
Spencer (@13spencer) profile picture
Spencer@13spencer6 Oct 2015
[Delicatessen] *a woman at another table chokes on her meal, and dies* Me: I'll have what she's having.
1
12
67
Sext: I find you less gross than most other people hi
3
12
49
John Lennon would have been 75 today and probably a judge on America's Got Talent.
5
104
1
300
How cool are you, on a scale of 1 to teacher sitting backwards on a chair?
18
845
1,388
Sometimes I worry I've smoked so much weed, that I've forgotten something cool. Like knowing karate. I've Jason Bourned myself.
4
7
25
Reworking my resume into emojis to remain relevant in today's competitive job market
2
16
43
Slaydrienne retweeted
esteban (@lawbsterfest) profile picture
esteban@lawbsterfest7 Oct 2015
I accidentally touched my dog's butthole yesterday and it kinda feels like when I accidentally hit "accept" on an incoming phone call.
1
21
103
Slaydrienne retweeted
Madelene (@MadAxes) profile picture
Madelene@MadAxes21 Sep 2015
Dear idiots who are upset refugees have clothes and smartphones; they are fleeing war, not the middle ages.
7
155
243
Slaydrienne retweeted
Gt Collins (@gtcolliins) profile picture
Gt Collins@gtcolliins10 Sep 2015
It's not a true yawn unless you almost turn inside out.
37
91
Slaydrienne retweeted
Will Phillips (@TheThryll) profile picture
Will Phillips@TheThryll4 Sep 2015
Being raised by my mother was like 18 straight years of being yelled at by the guy from Bar Rescue.
11
33
Slaydrienne retweeted
esteban (@lawbsterfest) profile picture
esteban@lawbsterfest4 Sep 2015
Free names for new Duggar children: Jethro Jackrabbit J-Date Jazzhands Jimmy John's Jorts Jam on toast Japhganistan Jiblets Jizzy Steve
4
16
83
I can't stand my grandmother. So mostly I just prop her up in a chair. Fucking bitch.
3
10
48
Whenever I get a call from a private number, I answer "GIVE ME BACK MY SON!"
2
20
71
"Here are 17 Death Metal Covers of 'MacArthur Park'" CLICK
5
25
Slaydrienne retweeted
denise (@Stellacopter) profile picture
denise@Stellacopter24 Aug 2015
The Hang-in There cat is so fucking buff by now.
2
14
111
Load more