Chris Boeskool (@TheBoeskool) header
Chris Boeskool (@TheBoeskool) profile picture

I'm like a simile-making machine. I write about a Jesus, Politics, & Bathroom Humor. Addicted to hope, allergic to bullshit. I love my kids. 4w5. He/Him

Joined April 2011
Photo by Chris Boeskool (@TheBoeskool)Photo by Chris Boeskool (@TheBoeskool)Photo by Chris Boeskool (@TheBoeskool)Photo by Chris Boeskool (@TheBoeskool)Photo by Chris Boeskool (@TheBoeskool)Photo by Chris Boeskool (@TheBoeskool)Photo by Chris Boeskool (@TheBoeskool)Photo by Chris Boeskool (@TheBoeskool)Photo by Chris Boeskool (@TheBoeskool)Photo by Chris Boeskool (@TheBoeskool)
Donald Trump is a RA_IST. a) P b) C c) GING NARCISS d) All of the above
76
617
89
1,420
I just went on Fox News to tell the truth about the redistricting power grab in Texas. I asked a simple question: “If Republican policies are so popular, why do they need to redraw these maps; why not run on their policies?” He refused to answer — and cut the interview early.
6,191
12,530
745
60,303
2,701,888
Chris Boeskool retweeted
Never has a crime so obscene been so confessed to, so endlessly, so shamelessly, so proudly
F*ck around and find out
1,338
51,136
166
288,630
7,416,572
Chris Boeskool retweeted
Dear MAGA, friends & family. RFK Jr. wants to immediately stop the development of new drugs for cancer, Alzheimers & other illnesses for eight years. Hope your family stays healthy. Is this what you signed up for when you voted?
4,003
9,764
1,435
36,121
4,832,447
Chris Boeskool retweeted
Donald Trump and his transition team are already breaking the law. I would know because I wrote the law. Incoming presidents are required to prevent conflicts of interest and sign an ethics agreement. This is what illegal corruption looks like. cnn.com/2024/11/09/politics/…
40,905
30,070
5,144
115,365
21,149,247
Donald Trump announces his 10-point plan to rebuild America's school system: Among his promises is teach patriotism, bring back 'school prayer, and fire teachers who disagree. This is how our freedom ends.
6,907
10,028
3,128
56,868
9,873,081
if you voted for this man, know that i hate you and want nothing to do with you 😊
This quoted post is unavailable.
3,442
12,553
240
115,877
5,192,125
Breaking: Trump has announced that he's appointing Tom Homan as his border Czar. For all of you Latinos for Trump that were worried that you'd be separated from your families, fear not. He says you will deported too.
4,203
15,297
2,724
79,733
9,174,723
Chris Boeskool retweeted
Nick Fuentes pooped his pants.
563
13,315
907
98,369
3,197,981
Chris Boeskool retweeted
This needs to be seen by every American. Download it, before it’s removed.
2,290
35,984
1,841
113,216
7,026,624
Hey Trump voters. Hate to break it to you - but here’s what actually happened on Tuesday. Watch. Bernie explained it 20 years ago.
2,019
18,940
2,091
84,514
6,297,502
Chris Boeskool retweeted
wow you’re so ugly
2,398
15,998
432
447,397
8,969,476
Chris Boeskool retweeted
This is why you all might not see me on Elon’s X moving forward. Disturbing, alarming behavior with no repercussions.
2,671
6,710
1,016
50,613
1,820,499
A week before the election, he simulated a blow job on a microphone… And 81% of white evangelicals still voted for him. But these are the same people who weren't bothered by audio of him bragging about "grabbing 'em by the pussy," so it's not THAT surprising.
2
151
I didn’t try to pants the ref when I didn’t like the call.
Didn’t you get slaughter-housed last night by the first woman elected to the United States Senate in Tennessee history?
52
130
7
1,875
77,608
Chris Boeskool retweeted
So to be clear, Dems rigged the election against Trump in 2020 but then just… forgot to do so again this time round?
8,232
9,094
626
120,576
5,072,906
Chris Boeskool retweeted
3,546
69,606
1,368
519,282
12,657,071
Chris Boeskool retweeted
Just the worst fucking people man
1,596
24,385
961
404,818
5,723,240
Chris Boeskool retweeted
Mr Biden, I need you to stand up, straighten your back and make some things shake before your departure xoxo the women in america 💙
19,192
47,362
3,067
471,667
15,103,721
Chris Boeskool retweeted
imagine seeing your r*pist become president, lose, get exposed for what he did, then still become president again.
1,983
19,916
350
221,465
4,314,369