~HEY THERE CHUMPS! IT’S ME! YOUR BOSS.~ Roleplay account- Don’t take any of this seriously! NSFW DNI! Person running this account is a minor! Anyways have fun and don’t ask about the OSHA violations OF WHICH THERE ARE NONE! NOW FOCUS ON MAKING ME RICHHHHH

I’m the boss I’m the boss

See this chumps? Now THATS a model employee!

You’re all kill joys! BUT FINE! I’ll find another way to get my gloves on those Popgoes and and Candys! …mmm… Candy…

Yknow… maybe I should buy out those Popgoes and Candy smucks… or even better, STEAL THEM! Who’s in with me smucks?

BAH! I think everyone can agree that IM the real boss!

Of course I am! I’m the best! WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Yknow, this pizza purgatory is giving me load of ideas to get STINKIN RICH! WAHAHAHAHAH! …Also some of these guys give me the creeps.

Why do I have the feeling something big is going to happen? …I hope it will be profitable.

//IM GONNA BE OUTTA TOWN FOR THE WHOLE WEEK AFTER FRICKBEARS RELEASES FAHHH //But uh, since I’m avoiding spoilers, don’t expect to hear from me for a week after frickbears3 update releases

CHUMPS HOLD ME IM TOO EXCITED IM GONNA HAVE A HEARTATTACK))

EVERYBODY PANIC! THE HEALTH INSPECTOR IS COMING! HIDE EVERYTHING NOW!!!

someone said this chump is suppoused to be scary? Bah! He's not that spooky!

A little bit of self promotion... But I figure this is a good way to get things to the right audience))

I just found this animatronic in the trash! BWAHAHA! Can't believe some chump threw out spare parts!

*The sound of footsteps echo through the halls, before they stop, and the boss’ face appears in the door* « Where the hell… oh hey, a chair! » *The boss pulls up a chair right beside you* *The boss sits, before starting your messily eat a pizza, getting bits everywhere,*

Alright chumps, LISTEN UP! I’ve got this new scheme- I MEAN plan To get me some cold hard coins! I’m going to make a video game series, with the help of you chumps, BASED OFD THE RESTAURANT! It’s genius no? Ready to get to your unpaid work?

Alright chumps, Listen up, the cops busted me for tax evasion, if anyone law related asks you, YOU. DIDN'T. SEE. ME.

[INT BAIT] Hey there chump! Come into my office, it’s-a time to go over your performance review, so take a seat or whatever, I don’t care.

Alright chumps! Bad news, the stooges over at my Favourite pizza place increased their price on their garlic pizza, so this means funding is getting lowered. DONT. BREAK. ANYTHING.