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Owned by The Boss ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ› โค๏ธ - I care too much ๐Ÿค” - Nature, photography, cycling, aircraft - Ailurophile - Devout atheist ๐Ÿ™ UNSOLICITED DM's WILL BE BLOCKED

Corby, England
Joined October 2009
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Morning ๐Ÿ–๏ธ From the garden yesterday ๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธ
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A truly incredible beast of a machine.
This is a MiG-29 taking off with its engines breathing through the top of the wings, not the front intakes. On the ground and during takeoff, a door seals each main intake shut. Louvered panels on top of the wing roots open instead, and both engines pull air from above the wing. Once it's airborne, the doors open and the louvers close. The reason is simple runways are full of stones, and one pebble through a compressor can destroy an engine. The Soviets wanted this jet to operate from rough, damaged fields. The catch is that air over the wing root is turbulent. It costs pressure and therefore thrust, and the hardware takes up space that could have carried fuel. The number that matters isn't Mach 2.25. It's about 260 m. That's the takeoff run at normal weight, with each engine making around 81 kN in afterburner, which is the glow you see at the back.
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Sums up religion perfectly. Why it's all utter bollocks.
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโ™ฆ๏ธWHOA THE CRUSHING TRUTHโ™ฆ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Stay until the end, and watch their faces!
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Thatโ€™s why ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Nothing worse than flap problems during take-off.
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง A 30-year-old British woman is facing jail after she pulled down her shorts and underwear in the aisle, and exposed herself in front of a packed flight. Sarah Parker was on a TUI flight from Birmingham to Florida on 24 July 2025. According to prosecutors, Sarah got up during take-off to go to the toilet, she then squatted in the aisle and exposed her genitals in full view of other passengers. The flight had to be diverted to Manchester, costing the airline an estimated ยฃ20,000. Parker pleaded guilty to outraging public decency, being drunk on a plane, and failing to obey the pilot. Her case has been sent to crown court for sentencing.
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I cannot comprehend the horror they all endured...
JEWS HIDING ON OCTOBER 7TH This photo was taken by Rinat Even (44) as she and her husband Chen and their four sons tried to hide in the bushes near their Beโ€™eri home on Oct. 7. Shortly after, the parents and two eldest kids, Alon, 16, and Ido, 14, were shot dead. The youngest two, aged 11 and 8, survived by playing dead, then finding refuge with an aunt. We will never forget.
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A friendly reminder:
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And Iโ€™ve not had a drink yet ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Walking through work the other morning... One lady whispers to her colleague something. The other lady says "He's got shorts on and a red jacket!" is what she said. "She thought you were a postie!" "I used to be" I answered. "So did I" said the lady! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ A small world. Nice to work somewhere shorts can be worn.
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Just came off a call to a large company. The young lady had the sexiest Northern Scottish/Scandinavian accent I've ever heard. Actually very difficult to place correctly. Must be the Viking in ME ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
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"Iron" comb? ๐Ÿค” Is this another incorrect Americanism? Steel.
A young man arrived at the hospital with an iron comb stuck in his leg, and doctors offered him the option to remove it himself
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My heart breaks for all those who suffer in any conflict, from any place ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿฅบ
A Russian drone strike left Ukrainian soldier Oleksandr Pylypets without both arms and eyes along with with devastating facial injuries. After weeks in a coma, he began a long recovery. With his wife and children by his side, he is learning to regain his independence and rebuild his life. @radiosvoboda
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Uh, no... ๐Ÿ™ˆ
Observe the rigorous health and safety standards used when cleaning the clock face of Big Ben on Westminster Palaces Elizabeth Tower in the 1980s. Not a bit of me if I'm honest.
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Ways to embarrass the heck outta your momโ€ฆ Trigger alert: sexual content! @ogrtsodwm6
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Shooting isn't my thing, however could watch this all day long ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Piฤ…tek, piฤ…teczek, piฤ…tunio๐Ÿ˜‚ Dzieล„ dobry Polskoโ˜•๏ธ
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Yeah, OK. WTF is going on with her eyebrows, or should I ask "Her lines?"
HE WAS DEAD FOR 38 MINUTES, & This is what He Saw ..๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฅฒ
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Trying hard to get going. Get motivated. Today isn't easy. I still feel unwell. Hard to easily describe. After-effects from bug last week (immune system response still primed and switched on. Feel hot ๐Ÿฅต ). The last time I properly felt this was as a student 40 years ago! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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