@TheBrandonJ

dance enthusiast / styling extraordinaire / bad-ass M.C. / Sigma Chi / he-him-her-she-girl-bitch

 AZ
TheBrandonJ.wordpress.com
Joined June 2009
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OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
@beyoncegarden25 May 2024
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭
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Girls be like "I needed this" and it's just Obama and Abdul El-Sayed on stage together.
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Sarah Paulson as Aileen Wuornos was not on my bingo card, but I’m so glad it happened.
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Jared Shult
@jared_shultOct 20
Grindr already exists
Spencer Hakimian
@SpencerHakimianOct 20
JUST IN: Donald Trump announces he is looking into launching a dating app for MAGA men
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He ate you up LMFAOOOOOOOO
NoFilterAudits
@Himbruh02Oct 16
Faggot mad
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Shelbsॐ
@shelbsmarieeeeOct 17
Everyone in Scottsdale is rallying to dump trump. We love to see it
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Jared Shult
@jared_shultOct 1
Can a Conservative Christian explain to me why you are against free lunches in schools for kids?
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I’m craving beach. I’m craving success. I’m craving a new reality. I’m craving knowing I can do it.
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Steph@StephanieYeboahSep 22
Mamdani’s PR and comms team are egregious. 😂
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Yall ever had your necessities run out at the same time? I’m about to spend $150 on that. And I’m so mad. 🤣
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soup🕷️
@thrluvSep 13
YES, your political stance does in fact define the kind of person you are
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Assal Rad
@AssalRadSep 14
Ms Rachel is dragging Ed Sheeran and I’m here for it.
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I just made the most disgusting pasta salad ever and I’m so mad that I’m not even hungry anymore.
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Crystal@Cristal1983Sep 7
Grateful to have a job, but man…I don’t want to go there tomorrow
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NASA Goddard
@NASAGoddardAug 25
A stellar Coat of Many Colors for Dolly Parton, forever among the stars 💗
Colorful nebula in space with a white haze throughout that is more concentrated in the center with a rippling effect. Colorful gas filaments appear to splash outward from the nebula center, colored yellow, magenta, and blue. A faint black border with right angles at the corners of the images show where the telescope’s field of view stopsdotted line with right angles shows the borders of the telescope’s image. Small white stars dot the background.

ALT Colorful nebula in space with a white haze throughout that is more concentrated in the center with a rippling effect. Colorful gas filaments appear to splash outward from the nebula center, colored yellow, magenta, and blue. A faint black border with right angles at the corners of the images show where the telescope’s field of view stopsdotted line with right angles shows the borders of the telescope’s image. Small white stars dot the background.

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@omgsidewalksAug 30
Millennials don’t want team-building exercises. We want to finish our work and be left alone. 😂
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It’s Lake Ontario.
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I’m going to bed late. I’ve got zero idea of what I’m wearing tomorrow. But, I had my favorite meal and watched the early stages of our lunar eclipse. I’m fulfilled.
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Get you family and besties that are into eclipses. We’re all witches and aliens.
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