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Hilarious how someone can turn “a cap/ floor system is needed to level the playing field” into implying Pirates fans are seeking an unfair advantage.
I get this is tongue-in-cheek but give me a fkn break man
Doing the math for Buctober World Series….yea babe you sitting this one out. You too kids
I just feel so unimaginably horrible for the true #Brewers fans that dreamed of going to the World Series when we made it this far.
I will reiterate, whether you can be there or not, YOU STILL MATTER.
That’s what we call a sloppy take
MLB Salary Cap Cultist Update
The @Brewers just swept the highest-spending team in baseball with roughly 43% of the payroll and half the star power.
Naturally, the Salary Tax Cultists are having a morning.
The same people who spent all year insisting “you can’t compete with the Dodgers” are now explaining why this doesn’t count and why we still need a hard cap so their owner doesn’t have to spend money either.
Mental gymnastics this clean should come with a 10.0 from the judges.
The script was obvious
Why the Dodgers won’t 3-peat
1. The Dodgers are the poster child for MLB owners pushing a cap. A Dodgers 3-peat makes this case stronger. The players will conspire to ensure it doesn’t happen.
2. Baseball gods do not like the Pirates. Anything that could potentially benefit the Pirates will not happen.
3. The Dodgers are bitches
Andrew buys a ribeye but his dog eats it. Matt buys hot dogs and grills them perfectly. Matt had the better meal.
The next day, Andrew buys another ribeye while Matt grills more hot dogs.
Matt had the better meal yesterday so Andrew has no advantage today.
Apparently an advantage only exists if it produces the desired outcome 100% of the time. Fascinating stuff here.
