@TheChalls

Co-author of “True Stories - We Made Up” (link below). Wildly mediocre at many things. 972x Rebirth Island WR holder. Owner of a well-aged beard.

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There are only two reasons you continue to use the phrase #AllLivesMatter in response to #BlackLivesMatter: 1. You're willfully ignorant. or 2. You're actually racist. That's it. It's been broken down, it's been explained logically, and you've been presented with your choice.
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Julian Nicholas
@JNicholasNYCOct 23
Page Six
@PageSixOct 23
Drake made a statement, stepping out at Mamo in NYC for an early birthday dinner in a brown fringe shawl and leather pants. 🥂 📸: BACKGRID
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I 3D printed a gold Sheriff’s star, and had my brother dress up as an old west deputy and pin it on me. If that upsets you, I’m not sorry.
Joe Mitchell
@joemitchelliowaOct 24
If this photo upsets you, I am not sorry.
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Just a reminder. justice.gov/epstein/files/Da…
Elon Musk
@elonmuskOct 21
Talarico is a creep
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Talarico never begged to party with Epstein on his island. Elon did.
Elon Musk
@elonmuskOct 21
There is something deeply wrong with Talarico
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Jared Holt@jaredlholtOct 20
Nick Shirley was recently asked on a livestream what color you get when you mix blue and yellow and he answered “orange”
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 20
Dr Oz claims Nick Shirley "has a unique ability to walk into a room and ask piercing questions undaunted by people's inability to answer"
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The White House
@WhiteHouseOct 20
"Less than two years ago, Radical Left Dumocrats handed us the DARK AGE of America, but we quickly turned it into the GOLDEN AGE of America. Despite all the damage Dumocrats caused, our Nation is doing better now than ever before, but the Fake News Media refuses to talk about our Record Setting Numbers..."
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Juju@JujuSaiyanOct 16
With Campaign Early Access today @CallofDuty Sent me a MW4 Standard edition code to giveaway to one of you guys 🔥! How to Enter : Like, Retweet & Follow A Winner will be picked today At 3 PM EST
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Simon Holland
@simonchollandOct 16
Felt a bit embarrassed by how many tacos I ordered so as I was pulling them out of the bag I pulled the old, “oh wow, they accidentally gave us two extra tacos!”
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Exactly one day after reports emerged that Ric Grenell allegedly failed to deposit $6 million in donations and the money remains unaccounted for.
CBS News
@CBSNewsOct 15
President Trump invokes executive privilege to shield records in the legal fight over the Kennedy Center's closure. cbsn.ws/4B0gFJs

Trump formally asserts executive privilege in legal fight over Kennedy Center's closure

President Trump has formally invoked executive privilege to shield certain records from a Democratic congresswoman who sits on the Kennedy Center board.

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Dave Itzkoff@ditzkoffOct 13
Morning Brew ☕️
@MorningBrew29 Jun 2021
Write a horror story for your industry using just four words
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Since 2008 @seanhannity, Limbaugh & many on the right called Obama “The Anointed One” because they thought the left saw him that way (we didn’t) & that Obama saw himself that way (he didn’t). Now there’s this. Everything they thought Obama was, right here. Narcissistic delusion.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrumpOct 14
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Howard Lutnick was pictured WITH Epstein on the island. Before that was uncovered, he claimed he had dinner with him once in his apartment and “immediately” knew he wanted nothing to do with him. He took his kids to the island. Not surprising they got him to lie about this too.
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 14
Lutnick: "The president has created the greatest trade deals in the history of economies, the history of the United States of America."
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It was the best of times it was the Dallas Cowboys of times
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“Just having a beer with my buddies! Us human guys love camaraderie and libations.”
Mark Malone@soundmigrationOct 12
Mark Zuckerberg pretending to enjoy Guinness is my new favourite thing.
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"No reason"
Jack
@jackunheardOct 12
*Trump's house gets raided for no reason* The Left: "GOOD!!!" *Ilhan Omar gets raided for committing fraud and marrying her brother* The Left: "ABUSE OF POWER!! ELECTION INTERFERENCE!!"
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This You?
@Thiss_YouuOct 11
“Stop buying Russian oil”
This You?
@Thiss_YouuOct 10
Welp!
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Merriam-Webster
@MerriamWebsterOct 10
We could’ve answered literally all of those questions.
ada@buddiestrangerOct 10
we’re actually doomed
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Tim Hannan
@TimHannanOct 10
The Pettysburg Address
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Pre-bragging about ending a war you started and “ending” a few that weren’t even wars, right in the middle of a late night psychosis rant is certainly something.
Acyn
@AcynOct 10
The President is still complaining about not getting the Nobel Peace Prize.
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It should trouble you that he continues to lie about this. His own administration admitted in court it wasn’t true and the people who installed it admitted it was faulty installation. It’s either pathological or delusion, both of which are beyond concerning.
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 9
Trump: "They viciously attacked the reflecting pool. Cutting it with probably box knives. Knives or box knives. Uh, boxcutters and uh, it's almost fixed now and finished."
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