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Count von Count

@TheCount4291

Geeky, crafty mad yoga fanatic living with a couple of psycho kittehs who either want to kill you or take over the world.

Joined April 2013
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Happy #BlackCatDay; our rescue kitty, Sootie, from @Millbrook_RSPCA. @SimonsCat @CatsProtection
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Parody Nigel Farage@Parody_PM9 Apr 2025
A psychopath, a con man and a rapist walk into a bar. The barman says "Good evening Mr Trump".
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Carol Vorderman@carolvorders15 Jun 2024
VOTE TACTICALLY in Godalming and Ash to get rid of Jeremy Hunt Labour supporters - vote tactically for @LibDems Labour has no chance of winning here Help to make history and put Tories into THIRD Every vote and seat matters 🙏🏼💪🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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@PollingReportUK15 Jun 2024
SEAT PROJECTION: GODALMING AND ASH TOO CLOSE TO CALL (LEANING LIB @@pauldfollows) MAJ: 1.77% pollingreport.uk/seats/E1400…
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Carol Vorderman@carolvorders7 Jun 2024
He did
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Carol Vorderman@carolvorders7 Jun 2024
Yessssssss @CountBinface is standing against Rishi Sunak in Richmond (Yorks) Ceefax it is then
Count Binface (@CountBinface) profile pictureCount Binface
@CountBinface7 Jun 2024
Rishi Sunak, you shirked D-Day, but you won’t be able to avoid B-Day. Time to take out the trash. It’s on.
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Replying to @JaneyGodley
Still not enough.
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Replying to @dodgson_sally @JaneyGodley
Also catchy 😎
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Carol Vorderman@carolvorders22 May 2024
#GeneralElection Thursday July 4th Booooommmmmmm 💪🏼 Rishi Sunak became the drip in front of No 10 to announce it in the rain🌧️ Join us to tactically vote & see the "sh*t sheets" on Tory MPs Sign up now Stopthetories.vote We can eviscerate these Tory charlatans TOGETHER
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Carol Vorderman@carolvorders9 May 2024
We want a #GeneralElectionNOW says a member of #bbcqt audience. Every week someone says it, receives a round of applause, and nothing happens... Sign our petition themovementforward.com/lette… Let's do this xxx RT and share on other platforms
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Kate Osborne
@KateOsborneMP19 Dec 2023
Section 28 tried to eradicate the gay community by stopping talking about us. It didn't stop us existing - just stopped us getting help. 20 years since it was abolished they are now trying to effectively ban trans kids from existing - it won't work & it will just damage ppl.
Kemi Badenoch (@KemiBadenoch) profile pictureKemi Badenoch
@KemiBadenoch19 Dec 2023
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There is no general duty on schools to allow a child to socially transition. **No child is born in the wrong body** Some children may not like their body, and we should help them. But social transitioning is not a neutral act and should only happen in rare circumstances (2/6)
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Cold War Steve
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Larry the Cat
@Number10cat4 May 2023
Some animals were made to roam Others to follow orders Some were made to leave their home While others crossed no borders We are only concerned with me They have too much patience Cats wherever they want to be, #DogsAtPollingStations (Pic @LiamThorpECHO)
Dogs being stupid outside a polling station while cats were sensibly at home

ALT Dogs being stupid outside a polling station while cats were sensibly at home

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HENRY MORRIS@mrhenrymorris21 Oct 2022
The Papua New Guinea Courier's UK correspondent on another hugely successful week for the Tories.
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Petition: Call an immediate general election to end the chaos of the current government petition.parliament.uk/petit…
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Boris Johnson: Don't scrap free covid testing and isolation! - Sign the Petition! chng.it/KdbY7HWP via @UKChange
Sign the Petition

Sign the Petition

Boris Johnson: Don't scrap free covid testing and isolation!

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#NewProfilePic Today you will notice we have removed the colour from our logo. Many organisations today will be removing their visible Pride support from their social media pages. Some support the LGBTQ+ community throughout the year and many just for #PrideMonth
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Stonewall
@stonewalluk21 Mar 2021
Census day is here! Make history and be #ProudToBeCounted in the England and Wales #Census2021 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Fill in the census: ow.ly/ABMa50E0wSc Read this handy guide from the @LGBTfdn on why this historic census matters for LGBT people 👇 lgbt.foundation/proudtobecou…
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The importance of 🇬🇧 food and farming has truly struck a chord with the nation after @jamieoliver's video, @jimmysfarm's article in the @MailOnline and Delia Smith's support 🙌 Sign now to help make our voice #1Million strong today #BackBritishFarming ow.ly/E2zl50A7boB
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The Independent
@Independent5 Jun 2020
A white school teacher explained in detail how kids are taught to be racist from a young age bit.ly/3dNY2NK
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Delia Smith
@DeliaOnline5 Jun 2020
Please read @jamieoliver's letter and sign the @NFUtweets Food Standards petition now. #BackBritishFarming deliaonline.com/whats-new/20…
Jamie Oliver Food Standards petition

Jamie Oliver Food Standards petition

Jamie Oliver Food Standards petition

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Please protect our waste & recycling collections staff. Advice from Public Health England says that if you suspect you may have coronavirus, double wrap all personal waste in rubbish bags, tie securely & keep aside from other waste for min 72 hrs before going into household bin.
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