Crescent FC

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Oh no, it’s happened again…

Crescent 1-1 Greenhoffs Goal: @Mitchglover_4 ⚽️ MOTM: @Lpg_88 🧑🏻‍🦽 Good job we “played for a draw” 😬 Unfortunately the result means we can’t win the league, but it’s still in our hands 👀👋 UTC!🌙🥸

Moorlands 1-4 Crescent Goals: @FRushton99 ⚽️⚽️ @mickey_lennon ⚽️ @MitchMason15 ⚽️ MOTM: @FRushton99 3 massive points on the board! Who’d have thought after all this time Fletch was a centre forward 🤩 UTC!🌙

Crescent 6-0 Cuckoo Goals: George Shaw ⚽️⚽️⚽️ Luke Noble ⚽️⚽️ Sam Nicklin ⚽️ MOTM: George Shaw 3 points on the board to close the gap at the top! UTC!🌙

Newcastle & Hartshill 5(five)-0 Crescent MOTM: @BrianPotter6969 We bow out of the Autonet Cup at the semi final stage for the 2nd year running. First loss this season according to our twitter page. 🌙

Crescent 1-1 @MenUniteFC1 AET 4-2 on 🖊️s Goal: Ryan Mayer ⚽️ MOTM: Ryan Mayer Tough game today against tough opposition but the lads managed to come out on top in the shootout! Into the semi final next week 🤩 UTC!🌙

Moorlands 3-7 Crescent Goals: @SamNickers ⚽️ @TriggerGoodwin ⚽️ @shayfinn7 ⚽️ @widgetomlin10 ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️ MOTM: @widgetomlin10 El Diesel Sunday’s! Into the semi final of the Premier Division Cup 🏆 UTC!🌙

Crescent 2-0 @TavernCanal Goals: @jackkflanaghan ⚽️⚽️ MOTM: Snack Chanaghan Ruthless in front of goal, calm disciplined performance. I suppose one team had to stop the game descending into chaos 😂 @colindono69 fuming about receiving his marching orders!😬 UTC!🌙

Crescent 2-1 @woodlanefc_ Goals: @widgetomlin10 ⚽️ @Petewilliams19 ⚽️ MOTM: Ryan Mayer Safe to say we weren’t at the races today and that’s being generous. Not quite sure how we won but we got over the line and picked up the 3 points 👏🏻 UTC!🌙

🚨 NEXT UP 🚨 The lads are back in action in the Autonet Cup this Sunday after a month off. 🆚 @TavernCanal ⏰ 10:30 KO 🗓 Sunday 8th January 📍Autonet Insurance Stadium, Kidsgrove, ST7 1DQ Come down and support the lads!📣 UTC!🌙⚽️

With the new year looming, just a reminder of the 2022 champion. @_Findly

Who is your Champion?🏆

Just as a polite reminder, this was Luke’s entry from last year’s competition. Christ on a bike.

4. Lil Bro @luke__lewis The return of last year’s finalist. The return of the kofta slab of stuffing. Pigs look like Shay’s cock after an hour in the bath. Why so grey? Gravy from the River Nile. Most improved however. Disastrous to just plain wank.

3. Gaff @samuel_golden7 Ham has been blow torched into oblivion. Yorkshires were left in 3 weeks too long. Pigs in blankets were a disaster granted, but all in all I’ve seen worse. Having said that it is my plate 🤣

2. Fletch @FRushton99 Sweetcorn, I have no words. Looks like the bird’s head is still on the plate. Haven’t a clue what’s on the right hand side. Is it an egg? Is it a boiled potato?

1. Big Finn Mac @_Findly Looks rather dry, only a quarter of the plate is touched by gravy. No roasties is criminal. Fur ball stuffing.

The nominations are as follows…

Our annual Rate My Christmas Dinner returns with a bang. After last year’s monstrosity of a final, will @luke__lewis and @widgetomlin10 gain redemption? Or will a new winner emerge through the winter mist to be crowned champion of a trophy no one wants to win? Poll to follow 🎄