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Jasper/Cactus/Jazz | 02/06/1995 | He/Him/It/Freak | BiPan | Demisexual | I write, draw, and make really stupid jokes. #BLM #TransRights 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇧🇷

Mental Illinois
Joined January 2017
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"What did you see, when you looked down into that puddle of your own blood? What was reflected back at you?" "I saw pain. I saw suffering. I saw my purpose." (CW face trauma)
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As I was saying.
There’s an effort underway to erode black political power in this country by blocking the election of the first-ever African American Speaker of the House.
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This is spot on! Black Lives Matter ✊🏽 ✊🏿 ✊🏾
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Ion like det
nunca entendi o conceito dessa pintura corporal pra quem é fisiculturista e agora até dançarino tá usando
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???? White americans… quite literally... are European ?😭😭😭
why do white americans feel entitled to european culture
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Listen I don't care if I give a homeless person money and they immediately go get drugs with it Not just because that person has a problem and they're not bad for having a problem, but because I'll risk that happening for the chance of giving it to someone who uses it for food
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Anyone who calls me foolish or dumb for this mindset probably donates expired canned vegetables to the food bank, or doesn't donate at all
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This video came out a decade ago and till today it perfectly captures how men can tell if the woman is into them. Hope it clears things up for you.
Men please be honest. Are y'all really clueless when a woman is into you, or do you pretend like you don't know because the feeling isn't mutual?
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my fave part of this is when she looks up at the keeper recording like Do You Mind I'm Busy
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Trump: I don't want to go to hell. I hope I go to heaven.
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I set up a gambling game for my players Roulette, a statistically difficult dice game to win One of the players keeps saying "bet it all on 17 black" each round The black die obliges in 2
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That's why conservatives don't want children to learn sex education. Because if they learn it, they'll be able to detect abuse easily.
Detecting the signs in time and lending a hand can save a life.
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André 3000 casually walked into Cartoon Network, created an entire funk-infused, neo-soul jazz masterpiece about an elite music class in Atlanta, and gave us the most soulful, musically elite soundtrack in television history. The musical genius on this show was completely unmatched. 🎹🔥
2000s cartoon intros didn’t just play….they altered our childhood chemistry. The beats had no business going this hard🔥
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I reportèd my coworker to HR for spending too much time in the bathroom during working hours, and now everyone in the office thinks I'm a terrible person. I honestly don't understand what I did wrong. I work in a customer service office where we have strict schedules, and everyone is expected to handle their fair share of calls. One of my coworkers, Sarah, disappears several times a day. Sometimes she's gone for 15 minutes. Other times, 25 minutes. And guess who has to handle her calls while she's gone? Me. Last Monday, I decided to keep track. By Friday, I had counted almost two hours of bathroom breaks. I took my findings to our manager. Me: I think Sarah is taking advantage of the company. Manager: What do you mean? Me: She's spending almost two hours every week in the bathroom while the rest of us are working. Manager: Have you considered that she might have a medical reason? Me: Then she should inform HR. We're not running a charity. My manager looked at me strangely. Two days later, Sarah was called into HR. Apparently, she found out I was the one who reported her. She confronted me in front of everyone. Sarah: Do you seriously have nothing better to do than count how long I spend in the bathroom? Me: I'm sorry, but why should I do your work while you're missing? Sarah: You have absolutely no idea what I've been dealing with. Me: And how am I supposed to know if you don't tell anyone? She walked away crying. That afternoon, our manager called an emergency team meeting. He looked directly at me and said: "I think everyone deserves to understand why Sarah has been taking those breaks." Then he revealed something that made the entire office go silent.
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Art isn't a useless skill but I will admit my graphic design and animation degree is pretty useless Someone else is probably using theirs but this is what I'm doing with mine
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Geg twice because I love Geg
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I thought he was just hating until they panned down to the shoes 😭
Never forget when KG stopped mid interview because he didn't like Craig Sager's outfit
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I'll never forget how I went to watch Better Call Saul because Breaking Bad is incredibly depressing but I liked the lawyer character so I figured I'd like a show centered around him And then that show was also extremely depressing
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