
Jasper/Cactus/Jazz | 02/06/1995 | He/Him/It/Freak | BiPan | Demisexual | I write, draw, and make really stupid jokes. #BLM #TransRights 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇧🇷
Mental Illinois
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"What did you see, when you looked down into that puddle of your own blood? What was reflected back at you?"
"I saw pain. I saw suffering. I saw my purpose."
(CW face trauma)
Listen I don't care if I give a homeless person money and they immediately go get drugs with it
Not just because that person has a problem and they're not bad for having a problem, but because I'll risk that happening for the chance of giving it to someone who uses it for food
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This video came out a decade ago and till today it perfectly captures how men can tell if the woman is into them. Hope it clears things up for you.
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my fave part of this is when she looks up at the keeper recording like Do You Mind I'm Busy
I set up a gambling game for my players
Roulette, a statistically difficult dice game to win
One of the players keeps saying "bet it all on 17 black" each round
The black die obliges in 2
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André 3000 casually walked into Cartoon Network, created an entire funk-infused, neo-soul jazz masterpiece about an elite music class in Atlanta, and gave us the most soulful, musically elite soundtrack in television history. The musical genius on this show was completely unmatched. 🎹🔥
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I reportèd my coworker to HR for spending too much time in the bathroom during working hours, and now everyone in the office thinks I'm a terrible person.
I honestly don't understand what I did wrong.
I work in a customer service office where we have strict schedules, and everyone is expected to handle their fair share of calls.
One of my coworkers, Sarah, disappears several times a day.
Sometimes she's gone for 15 minutes. Other times, 25 minutes.
And guess who has to handle her calls while she's gone?
Me.
Last Monday, I decided to keep track.
By Friday, I had counted almost two hours of bathroom breaks.
I took my findings to our manager.
Me: I think Sarah is taking advantage of the company.
Manager: What do you mean?
Me: She's spending almost two hours every week in the bathroom while the rest of us are working.
Manager: Have you considered that she might have a medical reason?
Me: Then she should inform HR. We're not running a charity.
My manager looked at me strangely.
Two days later, Sarah was called into HR.
Apparently, she found out I was the one who reported her.
She confronted me in front of everyone.
Sarah: Do you seriously have nothing better to do than count how long I spend in the bathroom?
Me: I'm sorry, but why should I do your work while you're missing?
Sarah: You have absolutely no idea what I've been dealing with.
Me: And how am I supposed to know if you don't tell anyone?
She walked away crying.
That afternoon, our manager called an emergency team meeting.
He looked directly at me and said:
"I think everyone deserves to understand why Sarah has been taking those breaks."
Then he revealed something that made the entire office go silent.
Art isn't a useless skill but I will admit my graphic design and animation degree is pretty useless
Someone else is probably using theirs but this is what I'm doing with mine
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