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One of our main utilities is now in final testing. It’s already live on mainnet and the team’s running final checks before we open it up to everyone. Here’s what we can share for now: ✅ It’s fully on-chain 🔥 It burns $DADBOD 💰 Holders will have chances to win more $DADBOD

There are two simple words that have opened many doors for me. These words are "push" and "pull" CA-0xAdC149Be9dA5c57d206aCd31e55eD7C9E4004050 $DADBOD #ETH #Dadlife #Dadjokes #memecoins

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Why did the blind man fall into the well? Because he couldn’t see that well. CA-0xAdC149Be9dA5c57d206aCd31e55eD7C9E4004050 $DADBOD #ETH #Dadlife #Dadjokes #memecoins

Job Interviewer: “It says here you went to Harvard University.” Me: “Yes for my cousin’s graduation” CA-0xAdC149Be9dA5c57d206aCd31e55eD7C9E4004050 $DADBOD #ETH #Dadlife #Dadjokes #memecoins

90% of bald people still own a comb. They just can't part with it. CA-0xAdC149Be9dA5c57d206aCd31e55eD7C9E4004050 $DADBOD #ETH #Dadlife #Dadjokes #memecoins

My kid: “No, I don't remember where I took my shoes off 5 minutes ago.” My same kid: “You told me 5 Tuesdays ago at 3:24pm that we might get ice cream after school” CA-0xAdC149Be9dA5c57d206aCd31e55eD7C9E4004050 $DADBOD #ETH #Dadlife #Dadjokes #memecoins

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Try not to sneeze in public. People will turn and stare achoo. CA-0xAdC149Be9dA5c57d206aCd31e55eD7C9E4004050 $DADBOD #ETH #Dadlife #Dadjokes #memecoins

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Ideally three, but toucan. CA-0xAdC149Be9dA5c57d206aCd31e55eD7C9E4004050 $DADBOD #ETH #Dadlife #Dadjokes #memecoins

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A farmer who owned 67 sheep asked me to round them up. I said: “Sure. 70.” CA-0xAdC149Be9dA5c57d206aCd31e55eD7C9E4004050 $DADBOD #ETH #Dadlife #Dadjokes #memecoins

I can't believe someone broke into my house and stole all of my fruit. I am peachless. CA-0xAdC149Be9dA5c57d206aCd31e55eD7C9E4004050 $DADBOD #ETH #Dadlife #Dadjokes #memecoins

Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day. CA-0xAdC149Be9dA5c57d206aCd31e55eD7C9E4004050 $DADBOD #ETH #Dadlife #Dadjokes #memecoins

Never ever spell part backwards, It's a trap. CA-0xAdC149Be9dA5c57d206aCd31e55eD7C9E4004050 $DADBOD #ETH #Dadlife #Dadjokes #memecoins

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My wife is turning 32 soon and got upset when I told her we're only going to celebrate it for half a minute. When she asked why I would do that, I pointed out "This is your thirty-second birthday.” CA-0xAdC149Be9dA5c57d206aCd31e55eD7C9E4004050 $DADBOD #ETH #Dadlife #Dadjokes #memecoins

I tried cooking with wine for the first time last night. After the fifth glass, I forgot why I was in the kitchen. CA-0xAdC149Be9dA5c57d206aCd31e55eD7C9E4004050 $DADBOD #ETH #Dadlife #Dadjokes #memecoins

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I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink last night. I’m in the hospital now, waiting to be seen CA-0xAdC149Be9dA5c57d206aCd31e55eD7C9E4004050 $DADBOD #ETH #Dadlife #Dadjokes #memecoins

Which days are the strongest? Saturdays and Sundays. The rest are weekdays CA-0xAdC149Be9dA5c57d206aCd31e55eD7C9E4004050 $DADBOD #ETH #Dadlife #Dadjokes #memecoins