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dan

@TheDanTimko

Just a man trying to find the worlds best cheesesteak

 Philadelphia, PA
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Joined November 2012
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Moana (2016) featuring @kmillz_77
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Lisan al gaib
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Tobias Harris had 0 points in 29 minutes tonight
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– at Philadelphia, PA
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scott (10-Day I.L.) (@scalczyk) profile picturescott (10-Day I.L.)@scalczyk30 Mar 2023
Will exceed expectations this year: - Bryson Stott - Gleyber Torres - Justin Turner - The Chicago Cubs Will not meet expectations this year: - Rafael devers - Max Scherzer - Triston McKenzie - The Seattle Mariners
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If he was at Tiananmen Square shit woulda went different 💯
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1. The Silent Fentanyl Pandemic • Overdose is the leading cause of death in under 45's (Replacing suicide) • Covid killed 8,900 young people in 2020. Overdoses killed 49,000. (2/3rds Fentanyl) • In 2022, police seized enough Fentanyl to kill every adult and child in America
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They fucked around and put your boy in Vogue lol I’m a model now, bitch
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The Philly legend @dunphy215 (via ig/kmillz7752)
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Before anyone else says it yes I am also aware I bear a passing resemblance to hasbulla
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It’s cool that we almost never hear from Andrew Luck but when he’s on TV he goes out of his way to say this
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Replying to @LegionHoops @JLEdwardsIII
@LegionHoops @JLEdwardsIII
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Fuck Clarence Thomas
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I didn’t call Ohio State “THE Ohio State University” and they took me behind the library and shot me in the leg
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Hot damn, they did it. They out-pizza'd the hut.
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@NFL_DovKleiman14 Jun 2022
Little Caesars has replaced Pizza Hut as the official NFL sponsor.
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Ben Simmons really sat out an entire season because Joel Embiid and Doc Rivers hurt his feelings
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Thought y’all were on 4/20 vibes heavy…stepped down?!
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I ordered 30 of these yesterday and they just arrived this morning. Now idk what to do with them – at Sewell, NJ
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@dubstep4dads18 Apr 2018
i ordered 30 of these last week and they just arrived today. now idk what to do with them
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Well that didn't take long. We decided to take a trip on Amtrak with the kids for spring break. 9 hours into a pleasant ride, a man was suddenly standing next to me, shouting across me at my 6yo son, "Remember what I told you. They stole you. They're pedophiles." 🧵
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Since Mike Wazowski is round… if he shakes his head does that mean he’s simultaneously shaking his ass aka twerking?? 🤔🤔
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