The Devonport Ferry

"I feel bad for the daughter because she obviously got her mothers real nose."

"The new library was such a waste of space. They could've put something useful there, like a Farro or a Nosh."

"We can't go to Clooney 'cause they will insist on picking up the cheque and you know they can't afford it and that's just awkward."

"Do you think I could get free tickets if I claimed Emotional Distress?"

"I wish I'd been hurt in this mornings crash. I'd take Fullers for all they're worth."

"Shit I'd consider dodging 1.8 million dollars of tax if all I had to do was pay 50,000 in fines. That's nothin."

"Notice she doesn't breast feed? Says it's cause the baby doesn't take but my money's on the fact that she doesn't want to ruin her boobs."

"Your opinion is only valid if you live between the ferry building and narrow neck beach."

"We're thinking of buying a boat just so we can avoid the Waiheke ferry crowds."

"I wouldn't if I were you, don't forget everything that goes on in Devo doesn't stay in Devo. Everyone knows your business."

"Have you seen her lately? Botoxed to her brains. That's what happens when you move to Remuera."

"I hardly slept at all last night, the house was creaking like mad. I guess that's the downfall of living in a massive 18th century villa."

"I asked for my coffee in a GLASS with only WHITE marshmallows and it came in a cup with pink."

"I'm just like can you not inconvenience me with stories about your children? I have no time to pretend to care."

"We got rid of our landline because the only people who called were idiots asking for money."

"That dude from Shorthand St was on the ferry last night you know, that beefy one with the douche-y name?"

"She wants a car for her birthday so we went yo visit some showrooms on the weekend. MINI coopers are surprisingly cheap!"

"I reckon if you're not going to be rich yourself then at least make sure you have rich friends.. Or a rich husband."

"I feel like some of my colleagues hate me because my parents pay my rent and I don't have a student loan."

"I'm too lazy to work but hate being broke, my dream is one day I'll be left a shitload of money by some distant relative I never knew."