New Delhi Monkey Man . Street vendor of stories . Trying to create best micro fiction platform across mediums . Author - Horror and Speculative Fiction .

Delhi/Princeton
Joined December 2012
Things that even I have forgotten . I am a certified hot air balloon pilot . Many many years ago sanjay Gandhi airport had launched this course ( it was called bahurdurshah zafar something institute , if I remember correctly ) . For a very very nominal amount - you got training + take off and landing support for one ride a month . The balloon was also provided by them . Delhi was something else back then .
🚨 Delhi to launch hot air baloon rides for public from November 14.
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Folks asking me names of the factories supplying to brands , you are missing the point of the tweet. Go out , talk to local people doing great stuff . I don’t even live in Delhi anymore but everytime I come I just find people who are making world class fashion stuff . This time I found amazing perfume makers and leather bag makers .
The highest quality of Ralph Lauren shirts are made in India . Some of the most gorgeous All Saints Leather jackets are made in India . If you know where to buy , India is unparalleled in fashion game and at the right price .
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Case in point . This is leather peacoat is made in India . Selling price is about $900. I can get the same quality and also get it made bespoke directly from India for maybe about 30-40K .
The highest quality of Ralph Lauren shirts are made in India . Some of the most gorgeous All Saints Leather jackets are made in India . If you know where to buy , India is unparalleled in fashion game and at the right price .
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The highest quality of Ralph Lauren shirts are made in India . Some of the most gorgeous All Saints Leather jackets are made in India . If you know where to buy , India is unparalleled in fashion game and at the right price .
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I hate being rude to people but some people just ask for it .
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For those asking for pictures of boots .
Important relationship update - starting this winter I have broken my alliance with loose fit trousers . I am rekindling my love with classics - boot cut jeans and boots . I have just consummated my relationship with sexy hand made boots at Shahpur Jat . Thank you .
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You are making a political statement . Your words are center stage . Atleast do basic edit checks . “ Earning in millions” . Mid level management job , earning in millions .
A few years ago, Ashu had a high-paying corporate job in London, earning millions. Saurav was writing about the country’s legal system and living a great life. Both had successful careers, financial security and every reason to continue living the lives they had built for themselves. But they chose to give it all up in the hope of making this country a better place. They had absolutely no reason to leave behind their comfortable lives, take to the streets, face uncertainty and eventually end up in jail. Yet they did. What I admire most about these two is that despite coming from privileged backgrounds, they chose to fight for those who aren’t as fortunate. They could have easily looked the other way, enjoyed their lives and never bothered about the struggles of people they had never even met. Nobody asked them to make these sacrifices. Nobody expected them to. But they did, because they genuinely care about people beyond themselves. And to me, that is the greatest quality a human being can have. To stand up for people you don’t know, to fight battles that aren’t your own, and to risk everything you have so that someone else might have a better life. That’s the kind of people Ashu and Saurav are.
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My favorite part of twitter is when twitter ke chavani ke tatponjoyi act like secret service agents . I don’t even know what he’s talking about . It just sounds bull crap
Nothing is going right for him. Pressure is building up from financers cum handlers. Summon received. Called for meeting either at Vienna or in Barcelona. He may have to Pack up & Leave in next 4 days. Final curtains coming soon.
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I love Shahpur Jat . But the market has moved from mix of everything to mostly just wedding wear . For everything else , you really have to find places . That’s true for most markets now I guess . Look at South ex . It’s just wedding clothes and jewelry.
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Bhai koi is gawar ke bache ko naukari de do .
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You know absolutely nothing about NY . Making dancing reels at random places is dumb . But this is not that . They have taken proper permission and all protocols have been followed. Sikhs do Sikh parade at baishakhi. There is Diwali parade . Both locals and tourists enjoy all these. This is what multicultural societies are about.
If they love their country and culture so much, why don’t they just come to India and do this? Why do only these selected 5% of Indians engage in this kind of nonsense and end up generalising the rest of us? They’re literally celebrating Durga Puja in Times Square. Religion and traditional practices are individual choices, so why are they celebrating in a public space full of people just to show off how proud they are of their religion and traditions? Now imagine the same thing if the Muslim community celebrated Bakri Eid at Connaught Place or Christians decorated an entire public space for Christmas.
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It’s one thing shouting on internet on how dirty our cities are . It’s another thing doing something about it . My area is littered with cafes . Most Genz visited place - they just throw around coffee cups etc . It’s the same demographic who is most vocal about these things on internet. Cleanliness isn’t sexy . It does not get you instagram views . It does not get you clout. It’s not revolutionary. Frankly , there is no difference between them and prev generation when it comes to keeping our cities clean .
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Important relationship update - starting this winter I have broken my alliance with loose fit trousers . I am rekindling my love with classics - boot cut jeans and boots . I have just consummated my relationship with sexy hand made boots at Shahpur Jat . Thank you .
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Editors of Delhi edition of major newspapers. Why not have a weekly column of horror and fiction stories based in Delhi . My stories have gone viral on social media, no reason for them to not do well in papers.
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Let me assure you - such places exist in Delhi ( and I am sure other places ) . Also , other places where such places exist - people still go to cafes . Is logic se tu nobody in NY will be going to cafe and meeting in Central Park all the time .
If such public space like this exist in India we wouldn't have to spend 2k ₹ in cafe just to meet friend.
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I am sorry but why do we Indian have such uncouth door and elevator manners . How fucking hard it’s to say thank you when someone opens the door or holds the elevator you
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The golden rule of life is not get into anything that you cannot manage yourself. Don’t have kid(s) if you can’t raise them by yourself . Dont buy house if you can’t pay for it by yourself . Don’t get married if you can’t afford giving your family a good life all by yourself .
Never have kids kisi ke bharose pe. Not parents. Not even spouse. You never know what happens. Who actually can/is there. Have kids only if you're sure you can take care of them physically mentally emotionally financially socially all alone. Then you're truly ready for anything.
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Ek aadha ghar Amrita Sherrill marg par tu main big deserve karta hoon bhagwan ji .
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I have travelled extensively across the globe ( not so much in India so can’t say if this statement is true for ROI) No other city in the world smells so heavily at night like Delhi does with Saptaparni in full bloom .
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Please read this . Quite a few people asked me few months back why Macdonald coke is different and tastes better . @captain_speakin
McDonald’s actually does have best-tasting Coke in the world and here a few reasons: ▫️Coca-Cola ships Coke/Diet Coke syrup to McDonald’s in specially-designed 75 gallon stainless steel containers and pumped directly into store machines. ▫️ Metal preserves taste better than plastic bags, which is how every other customers gets their syrup (Coca-Cola reps are also forbidden from selling syrup at a lower cost than what McDonald’s pays). ▫️Syrup machines frequently tweaked and calibrated to ensure taste is consistently strong since McDonald’s pours drinks with certain amount of ice which dilutes when melts. ▫️McDonald’s has specialized water filtration system at every location (tastes better) and cooling system (drink always consistently same cold temperature and cooler water holds more carbonation aka fizz) Coca-Cola sends employees to do frequent quality checks at McDonald’s locations. The McDonald’s and Coca-Cola partnership dates back to 1955 and goes deep. McDonald’s is the largest restaurant partner ($1B+ a year) and only company within Coca-Cola that has its own division. When Coca-Cola reps are asked about the largest markets, they often say “US, Japan, Germany and McDonald’s.” *** Screenshot from WSJ: wsj.com/business/hospitality… Good NYT article from 2014: nytimes.com/2014/05/16/busin…
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