i woke up like this

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cozy and based retweeted
This tha most college shxt ever 🤣
This dude cracks me up 😂😃
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There isn’t one! All this silly ass shit I truly believe is cuz these ppl think that the person charging $25 finna take that money and go on vacation somewhere! PLEASE!
What is the difference between sending money and bringing something? And please answer me quickly because y’all are irritating.
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cozy and based retweeted
I love the internet
Try no to lose 2 minutes of your life challenge. Level: impossible
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cozy and based retweeted
His Caleb Williams takes make a lot of sense now 🤣
you could not waterboard this information out of me
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i gotta watch a video on how to assemble this
ずーーーっと食べたかった百年亭のエビカツ😭💕💕 口の中でエビダンスしてるくらいぶりんぶりんでした₍₍⁽⁽🦐₎₎⁾⁾ 名古屋駅から離れてるけど、これのために行く価値あるからえび好きは絶対行ってみて❣️
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if ur a rapper and don't rap about being the best out how can your fans argue you're the best out?????
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cozy and based retweeted
Stop acting like a bitch Jok, fans allowed to voice their displeasure and boo
Nikola Jokić speaks again on the boos from Game 2: "...I'm sticking to what I said...I think they are not real fans" Full answer:
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judging food is only for food that insists upon itself
you can kill me for this but this is what cooking should be and its imperative that we teach future generations that cooking is just throwing a bunch of shit together and not a science that has to be perfectly prepared and seasoned with a recipe that MUST be followed to a tee
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you can kill me for this but this is what cooking should be and its imperative that we teach future generations that cooking is just throwing a bunch of shit together and not a science that has to be perfectly prepared and seasoned with a recipe that MUST be followed to a tee
what you think about this meal says a lot about you
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cozy and based retweeted
Seattle is building a super team to beat the Chicago Bears and the power of friendship
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i fully respect this type of establishment i do not respect the $60 rye loaf in nyc
"let's sell less bread for more money"
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"let's sell less bread for more money"
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are there ppl who think this is funny?
WE ALL FORGOT THIS PART OF THE ETHAN KLEIN STORY 😮😮😮😮😮
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We got Wrestling Cyril Gane before GTA VI
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Threw that welding rod off that catwalk up there yesterday I guess it hit terminal velocity
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Ethan Klein I’d like to hear your side
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lost fantasy by one point cause of this
He’s a sicko for having the concentration to look directly at where his toe was aligned 😭
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/not starting josh jacobs
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cozy and based retweeted
thinking about that john lennon song that’s like “woman is the n-word of the world” and how he follows it up with “yes she is…. think about it” as if that helps at all
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I love watching people make normal , classic dishes. I’m so tired of Marry me Hennessy glazed hot honey chicken chipotle blackened fuck me pasta
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