
Boring Scottish Idiot, gas giant, disappointment, occasional twitch wank [email protected]
Scotland, United Kingdom
Joined April 2009
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Absolutely heartbroken. Said goodbye to my best pal on Friday. Sleep tight sweetheart, this place isn't the same without you 馃挃
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I drew this a while ago as a joke for my friend but I think it should be shared here also
For Cardcaptor Sakura fans out there!
"Halloween was only yesterday, put the Christmas shit away" NO. Fuck you, whatever brings me closer to a Viennese mince pie.... Tinsel up, dipshits
was home alone and heard someone cough. Twice... No joke I was about to start going room to room with a claw hammer and a kitchen knife. Turns out it's so quiet outside that the sound of a dude one street over having a smoke out back and coughing was carrying so far...
So...has anyone else seen the tiktok account livestreaming looping AI generated clips of a triple amputee Elle Fanning selling cigarettes in the rain to sad violin music or is my algorithm just that cooked?
Just saw a news tribute video to Patrick Stewart and nah, buckled instantly. Tears, snotters, the lot
It's so fucking cool when a Youtuber posts a spoiler thumbnail for a film that hasn't even been out for 2 weeks guys. It's so sick. I love the internet.






















