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Boring Scottish Idiot, gas giant, disappointment, occasional twitch wank [email protected]

Scotland, United Kingdom
Joined April 2009
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Absolutely heartbroken. Said goodbye to my best pal on Friday. Sleep tight sweetheart, this place isn't the same without you 馃挃
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I drew this a while ago as a joke for my friend but I think it should be shared here also For Cardcaptor Sakura fans out there!
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"Halloween was only yesterday, put the Christmas shit away" NO. Fuck you, whatever brings me closer to a Viennese mince pie.... Tinsel up, dipshits
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was home alone and heard someone cough. Twice... No joke I was about to start going room to room with a claw hammer and a kitchen knife. Turns out it's so quiet outside that the sound of a dude one street over having a smoke out back and coughing was carrying so far...
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that it sounded like someone was in the next room because the window was open a crack. When I tell you I nearly had a fucking heart attack.
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it鈥檚 that time again
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So...has anyone else seen the tiktok account livestreaming looping AI generated clips of a triple amputee Elle Fanning selling cigarettes in the rain to sad violin music or is my algorithm just that cooked?
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Just saw a news tribute video to Patrick Stewart and nah, buckled instantly. Tears, snotters, the lot
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Oh I am fucking DEVASTATED
Legendary actor Sir Patrick Stewart, best known for his roles as Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek and Professor X in X-Men, has died. He was 86.
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Can you call in sick because a dog you follow on Instagram and tiktok passed away?
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Get ready for the landslide of absolute dogshit generated slop Panto posters
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I enjoyed Castlevania Belmont's Curse a lot
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I love him. I love him so much 馃槶
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Nawwwwwww :(
Breaking Bad star RJ Mitte has died by suicide at the age of 34, per TMZ
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Oh this is like, BAD bad
Q: Have you heard about the plague outbreak? What is your level of concern? Trump: That's a disease you used to be able to control. But somehow the microbes have become smarter and smarter. Like an army, the germs. We just heard about it
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Hours in a queue lol
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It's so fucking cool when a Youtuber posts a spoiler thumbnail for a film that hasn't even been out for 2 weeks guys. It's so sick. I love the internet.
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Right wingers: Billionaires aren鈥檛 the problem it鈥檚 actually trans people and immigrants Billionaire: I am literally evil. I am not joking. I love being evil.
Palantir founder Peter Thiel: "If you're evil, you're not bad. You're actually maybe kind of good."
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Every piece of news that comes out for the past 5 years feels like the opening scene of Children of Men
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