If the cannon is too heavy, don't wear the shirt.

London, England
Joined March 2014
🚨 GW7 and CL wrap-up pod and looking ahead to a busy two months without Saka 🕊️ 🔴⚪️ Finding a way against Forest and blow to blow with Bayern ❓ Internal solutions? 👹 Will United ever be good again? 🔵 Who will stop the Brighton superteam? open.spotify.com/episode/1cn…
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Holy aura
Martin Zubimendi is expected to wear a protective mask for a broken nose should he start against Fleetwood Town in the Carabao Cup tomorrow night...
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Replying to @SVCarbaholic
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What a special player. We are so blessed.
Big Gabi. Big moments. 200 PL appearances for Gabriel 👑
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Give the copywriter a raise. Immediately. 👏🏽
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“Unwatchable” 😂
Arsenal - All attacks vs Everton
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Getting up from this and going down the other end to score is the most Gabriel thing possible. Absolute warrior.
Gabriel Magalhães said “not today” and sold his soul to save that goal. 😭🧱❤️
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Today is the day. Do not let me down @ballondor #RayaForYashin
YES Thierry. SPEAK ON IT. #RayaForYashin
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Good morning London! Today is the day! #ballondor
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Xhaka v Merino on a touchline near you soon. Arteta will have many sons
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Some bullshit just happens to Zubimendi bro, he doesn’t deserve any of it 😭
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The unstoppable Chelsea attack stopped by the mighty…Tottenham Hotspur 😭
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I reckon we should send Villa more money for Ezri Konsa and their win today
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Look at what Man City have done to this league. We’re getting lawyer G/A stats
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Look at what Man City have done to this league. We’re getting lawyer G/A stats
🚨🚨| NEW: The Premier League have enlisted Sir James Eadie KC, the UK Government's 𝐆𝐎-𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑, in their legal battle against Manchester City. ⚖️🏴 Known as the 𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐘 𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋, Eadie has made more Supreme Court appearances in the last decade than ANY other barrister. Second on that list? Manchester City's own lawyer, Lord Pannick. 👀 [@TheLawyermag]
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Max Dowman, get ready to learn men’s football buddy
Bukayo Saka faces a minimum of 6 weeks out. Some sources say the timeline for a return is 6-8 weeks but its important to update as and when his recovery begins as these situations are complex. More scans today as Mikel said. The lad has given everything for this club.
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What an impact it was from Olise last time. If anything, you caught life with Davies LW as one of your best players on the night
They’re deadass comparing Olise and Diaz to Tzolis and Saka
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What a top half finish that would be for Topspur
Kudus missed 5 months when he done his quad, hopefully Saka’s is the same or worse
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There is no tactical masterclass in having a world class playmaker ping long balls into one of the fastest players in the world btw, these are Burnley tactics with bigger budget
Forget the late Declan Rice goal and Gyokeres assist, Kompany completely outclassed Arteta tactically tonight. In the absence of Olise, he played Kane deeper and used him as the main creator, with Davies making in-behind runs to hit Arsenal in transition. And it has absolutely worked. Their first goal came from this exact approach. Arteta had no replies to this.
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