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Mrs. M

@TheFormerMrsM

Former English & Journalism Teacher. Current HR Professional. Ravenclaw. Baylor Bear. Book Nerd. Disney Addict. All opinions are my own.

Joined August 2020
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Come work with me! The Expo Group is looking for an Exhibits Project Manager to join our team in Irving, Texas. Apply today! lnkd.in/g9RUAbhi #hiring #hiringnow #wearehiring #tradeshows #exhibits
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PLEASE DON’T tell me you’re a cat lady on your resume. I don’t need to know.
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Please don’t send me a teams message to tell me you sent me an email. Especially not at the exact same time as you sent the email.
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I’m giving away 25 one year passes to @PlanetFitness … must Retweet to enter #HolidaysWithMarcus
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Stop. Putting. Your. Headshot. On. Your. Resume. Give me something I can use instead.
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///@YeeHawkeyy14 Nov 2022
When I die, make sure six Dallas Cowboys players are my pallbearers so they can let me down one last time.
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I’m all for reaching on job apps. Short a few years experience? Apply! But if you have ZERO experience and the job asks for 5-7 years, it might not work so well.
PLEASE 👏🏼do👏🏼not👏🏼DECLINE👏🏼inMails👏🏼from👏🏼Recruiters. Better to ACCEPT and reply you're not interested. This gives me my credit back. signed, Recruiter with limited inMail credits :)
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My Christmas lights are being installed. 😆
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///@YeeHawkeyy14 Oct 2022
RIP Hagrid 😢
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I’m not that into Halloween but Hocus Pocus is the one thing that might convert me.
The FDA shouldn’t have to tell you not to marinade your chicken in NyQuil. nypost.com/2022/09/20/fda-wa…
FDA warns against potentially deadly 'NyQuil Chicken Challenge'

FDA warns against potentially deadly 'NyQuil Chicken Challenge'

The TikTok trend, which involves coating chicken in potentially fatal amounts of NyQuil, is a recipe for disaster — and possibly the hospital.

nypost.com
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Cowboys gonna do what the Cowboys do. New season, same frustrations.
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Plans fell through. Do I: 1. Purge my closet OR 2. Finish my Harry Potter Marathon?
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Making last minute holiday weekend plans which means you can avoid purging your closet…
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The only thing that would make this thunderstorm better is a football game on TV.
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Things I never expected to say: I forgot to charge my mop.
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No job is worth your mental health.
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I know I’m late to the party. But WOW. Top Gun Maverick. Miles Teller was cast so perfectly. It reflects the original while standing on its own. Best movie I’ve seen in years.
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