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The Fun Bird

@TheFunBird

Laughing for 10 minutes a day is good for your abs, follow us for an intense workout! We don't own any content posted (dm/contact us for DMCA requests) *Parody*

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Saying 'no' before someone finishes their question.
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I wonder how police on bikes arrest people, “alright, get in the basket.
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Teeny Truth@TeenyTruth26 May 2015
Sleep + social life = bad grades. Good grades + sleep = no social life. Good grades + social life = no sleep.
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Teeny Truth@TeenyTruth25 May 2015
Me: oh thats cute *checks price tag* me: no its not
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Teeny Truth@TeenyTruth25 May 2015
Being afraid is okay. But if you don't work through that fear, you might miss out on some pretty great things.
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What is normal to miley cyrus is chaos for all.
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Admit it, we all feel cool when we walk around the mall with tons of shopping bags in our arms.
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If we did all the things we are capable of doing, we would literally astound ourselves.
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Awwww you're not fat. Now chin up! ...And the other one too.
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I'm having a date tonight, with my bed. We're totally gonna sleep together.
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Mindset@OfficiaIMind26 Mar 2015
To keep a relationship, you must keep your business to yourself and your partner, the whole world doesn't need to know your problems.
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Sometimes the easiest way is the hard way.
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Mindset@OfficiaIMind23 Mar 2015
Don�t leave a girl you need, for a girl you want.
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Perhaps it is our imperfections that make us so perfect for one another!
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Teeny Truth@TeenyTruth20 Mar 2015
Do u ever go through phases where u dont feel like talking to any1 for a few days not cause ur mad or anything u just dont feel like talking
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Overprotective parents raise the best liars.
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Mindset@OfficiaIMind10 Mar 2015
If two people are happy together, leave them alone.
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The worst feeling: seeing a police car make a u-turn behind you.
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Teeny Truth@TeenyTruth6 Mar 2015
If only starbucks delivered......
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If you still talk about it, you still care about it.
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