@TheFuncleJesse

Have Mercy @mustardfnf

 San Francisco, CA
Joined October 2026
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Bunzt bunzt bunzt bunzt
Costco Hotdog (Parody)
@HOTDOGonRHOct 27
abun-dance 🌭
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Choose wisely. $HOTDOG
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$HOTDOG has a new look!
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Paint me like one of your French girls
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"Yeah, it's still $1.50 even after 42 years, while the dollar is down 69% in that timeframe"
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i like food
@messedupfoodsAug 10
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I have secured a $HOTDOG for personal use
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Frank can be a little spicy in the mornings
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How do you do, fellow dogs?
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The $HOTDOG community is open for membership! xitter.cf/i/communities/19364841…
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xitter.cf/HOTDOGonRH/status/2087…
Costco Hotdog (Parody)
@HOTDOGonRHAug 11
The $HOTDOG community is open for membership! xitter.cf/i/communities/19364841…
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CPI just dropped. Condiments remain sticky.
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Diamond dogs
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PPI down, $HOTDOG up 🌭
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When you know $HOTDOG is programmed for $1.50 but you just can't prove it yet
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Planning something that will be hard to ketchup to.
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The ancient texts spoke of a chosen glizzy. $HOTDOG
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Gm. Manifesting aBUNdance.🌭🕉️
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The path is clear 🌕
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