General-ly an asshole.

Joined May 2020
General Catton, soon warlord of former Seattle retweeted
Here's the video at 1.5x speed
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Gaslighting is a common behavior in those who abuse their spouses, partners, and children.
there are no gun grabbers. that is not a thing. it is a made up term by people who profit off the sales of guns. stop using imaginary terms.
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General Catton, soon warlord of former Seattle retweeted
My prediction for the November 3, 2026 midterm elections: The government will win. The tax cattle will lose.
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"You cant criticize my leader or youre my enemy" just tells me you're more loyal to a politician than those around you. Gross.
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Huh.... put that on the list of "shit I didn't know could happen"...
Offshore drilling rig in Gabon sinking as one of the supporting legs punched through the seabed. 110 of 115 people accounted for. $208 million gone.
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Engineer- "why are you putting candle wax in there?" (Damaged bolt holes) Me- "I'm reminding the fixture its a subby bottom that needs to do as its told." So... yeah, forgot engineers and HR dont have a sense of humor. Fuckin mondays.
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Not every election your "team" loses is fraudulent. Sometimes your ideas just suck.
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General Catton, soon warlord of former Seattle retweeted
EXCLUSIVE: James Lindsay is a swinger who had a nazi mistress he had an affair with. She leaked EVERYTHING on the anti-Woke Right crusader, from the sexts, to secret handlers, to pedophile sex cults. mysterymachinenews.com/p/jam…
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To be fair, I don't think it'll do anything since it requires EA and their Saudi overloads to not be raging dickbags, but it's a nice thought.
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Dude is like the physical embodiment of "angry boomer whos kids dont call anymore".
All Hell Broke Loose at a USPS inside a Mosque in Minnesota. @MNFraudFinder
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This is the mind of a child.
Replying to @CJGRISHAM
Assault rifles are inherently evil by design.
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The superior flag.
how can i just found out abt this😭😭
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Adult education courses are exceptionally affordable, even free sometimes. I beg everyone- take advantage of them. Or dont, cause I need housing to get affordable.
The “germ theory” of disease is not a theory at all, as it hasn’t been validated in accordance with the scientific method. This may be hard to come to terms with, but it’s easily verifiable: There are no studies, in humans or animals, demonstrating that healthy subjects become sick when exposed to sick subjects or their bodily fluids via natural means, with a control group that remains mostly healthy while receiving the exact same treatment except the exposure to sick, blinded in order to control for expectation and nocebo effects, and with illness measured by symptoms rather than surrogate markers. Further, countless historical attempts to demonstrate this idea have failed drastically.
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Im still waiting for long coats to come back into fashion so I can stock up.
YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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Its called gainful employment and being irresponsible with my money. Also- the stars and flowers look cool through NODs.
Replying to @TIllDEATH888
We? Who the fuck rocks up with M-4s and night vision goggles that isn't *literally* the US Army?
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