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I sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hell. I am a hustler baby, I'll sell water to a well. Lions, and Tigers, and Wings, oh my! #Hail #YNWA #PawsUp🐾

Chattanooga, TN
Joined February 2010
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It’s hilarious to me that boomers learned the phrase “Sharia Law” 25 years ago and have made it their life’s work to weave it into every possible conversation on a daily Basis ever since lol
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I’ve committed voter fraud and I’m turning myself in. I illegally voted for Abdul El-Sayed literally hundreds of times using fake names and dead people My name is Jason Beck and I’m the offensive coordinator for the Michigan Wolverines. Please arrest me/force me to resign
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Tennesseans should be ashamed of themselves for electing this dumbass bitch who can’t even speak a coherent paragraph and has refused to speak with her constituents in over a decade.
"You talk a lot about a state DOGE program, what have your fellow Republican colleagues missed? They've been in control for 16 years." @MarshaBlackburn's predictably weak answer about her newest talking point, which sure seems like a jab at @GovBillLee + the GOP supermajority.
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This one really got me. ❤️😭 EL-SAYED: “to all the parents who struggled to explain to their kids why the president openly mocks someone for their name or how they pray, let them know tomorrow that the bad guys lost.”
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Norm Macdonald tried to warn us
Talafreako is perhaps the worst candidate to run for US Senate in my lifetime. Close 2nd is terrorist Abdul El-Sayed
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It's a new day in America
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Dawg Marsha Blackburn is the deadly combo of being fucking stupid and wildly evil. Tennesseans outside of Nashville, Memphis, Nooga, and Knoxville are just complete fucking moronic cattle
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Figures that we see nationwide pushback to stupidity but here in ol backwards ass TN we still managed to be fucking stupid across the board - how is @MarshaBlackburn dumbass who won’t even meet with her constituents, the best we can do?
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Trump failed at regime change in Iran but he succeeded in Texas
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Lmaooo a blue winner in SC?!?!? The world turned upside down
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Lmaooooo Keisha Lance Bottoms dunking on Rick Jackson is hilarious
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Replying to @mattvanswol
Republicans: Go die for Israel. Americans: fuck you. Republicans after losing elections:
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Sure sucks that with the most wide open Big Ten in maybe my entire life time? We get a coach who is going to ride his shitty OC straight down to hell lol
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Fire this whole coaching staff on the tarmac
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SHUT THE FUCK UP MIKE PERREIRA YOU STUPID BITCH
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This stupid fucking Michigan football team is undefeated against itself
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CUT BUTTKOWKSKIS BITCH ASS
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