Average Internet Day

Whenever I accidentally hurt my pet, I'm like "OH MY GOD! OH IM SO SORRY!" and they run away. I run after them like "LET ME LOOVE YOUU!"

You've cat to be kitten me right meow.

Hey can I have a sip? "Sure" *GLUG GLUG GLUG* "Dude... WTF."

Bitches be like "Happy one day anniversary baby I LOVE YOU".

You break it, you buy it.'Hell no. I break it, slowly leave it there & awkwardly walk away..

Admit it, we've all hidden our favorite food from the rest of our family.

What do women want? The opposite of whatever the f*ck they have.

"I wasn't that drunk." Dude you made your girlfriend a sandwich.

#ThatMiniHeartAttackWhen You Miss a step walking down stairs.

That is creepy teapawt.net/LMAOComedyPics/status/…

Teacher: "Why didn't you complete your homework?" Student: "Oh Sorry, Kanye West didn't let me finish."

#IWantToBe the reason you smile (:

#IWantToBe the person you cant live without.

#IWantTobe your favorite "hello" and your hardest "goodbye"..

School doesn't even test your intelligence, it tests your memory.

'This video is not available in your country' where the hell am I from? Narnia?!

I feel really bad for those who aren't dating me..

I swear July only lasted like 3 minutes

Someone follows you on Twitter: hell yeah! Someone follows you in real life: Scream for help!!

This is the police open up! "What's the password!?" "Open Sesame" "Shit.