J. Jamtastic (@TheJamtastic) profile picture

I've told you a million times not to exaggerate. • he/him

Joined June 2009
J. Jamtastic retweeted
🚨🇺🇸 MICHIGAN — Sen. Elissa Slotkin: “Jeffries and Schumer should step aside... I am a big believer in new leadership... Democrats need new leaders in the House and Senate.”
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Ten million people have watched a comedian accidentally destroy the entire TED talk industry. He filmed the talk once at TEDxNewYork in 2014 and openly admitted he had nothing to say. Speaking coaches charge $5,000 to teach the exact tricks he used in 6 minutes to say nothing at all. His name is Will Stephen. He is a comedian from Late Night with Seth Meyers who was invited to give a real TED talk and used it to prove the format is a costume anyone can wear. Every TED speaker opens with a question, tells a personal story, cites a scientist, and shows a chart. Stephen did all four in six minutes with zero content. His entire formula fits on a napkin. Gesture with both hands. Ask the audience a question anyone can answer. Tell a mildly embarrassing story so they say aww. Point to a stranger on a slide and call them important. Flash a chart of random numbers. Wear glasses with no lenses. The audience will think you are brilliant. That last trick alone has probably cost the public speaking coaching industry a hundred million dollars in sessions clients should have skipped. "If you watched me on YouTube with the sound off, you would think I was a genius." That is Will Stephen on the TED stage, three minutes into the talk he was paid to give. He wasn't lying. Executives pay $15,000 for a keynote coach and still open with a joke the room never laughs at. Founders rehearse their pitch for weeks and still sound like Stephen at minute four, saying "wagga wah, gabba gabba" with authority. The talk is free on YouTube. The method is written across every TED speaker's playbook for ten years. Stephen still writes for Seth Meyers. Almost none of the ten million viewers have stopped nodding at empty slides since. The formula is free. The willingness to actually say something before your next keynote, pitch, or townhall is the entire edge.
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Baier: Are you still not going to vote for Chuck Schumer? Andrews: I believe it's time for a generational change on both sides of the aisle.
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A 2007 clip of Abdul El-Sayed delivering the commencement speech at the University of Michigan is going viral. "Like any true Michigan man, I'm always eager to spread the good word about Michigan."
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this is fucking wild
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I’ve waited ten years for someone to say this about Donald Trump.
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Replying to @atrupar
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J. Jamtastic retweeted
When politicians convince you that a tiny minority is a greater threat than poverty, homelessness, and unaffordable healthcare, you’re not witnessing leadership. You’re witnessing manipulation.
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Mother shuts down anti-choice man in one minute. #prolife #abortion #righttodecide
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NFL week 2 meeting
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Gonna have this certified banger in my head for the next ~50 days 🎵🔊
🤖 Made with AI
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A quick and easy explainer for the $5000 bribe
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So much fun seeing the paper champions get absolutely shredded by a superior 49ers team. Healthy players + @MikeEvans13_ already making a huge difference. #nfl #SFvsLa
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Puerto Rico has no water, Gary Indiana has no power, Hawaii is flooded and had a hurricane snowstorm over a volcano, lettuce and popsicles are battling to kill you. The USS Lincoln and the rest of the Navy are nearing mutiny, the totalitarian state of North Korea is now your friend, dog food is being recalled and your president has to hide in a catering truck. The Trump regime is an epic disaster.
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You will never be able to convince me that the movie “The End of Oak Street” was not a title first and they figured out the story after (like “Snakes on a Plane.”)
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Replying to @EastEndJoe
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Replying to @acnewsitics
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If Kamala Harris had won: -No war with Iran. -$2 billion/day would go to us, not war. -Soldiers killed would be alive. -Everyone ICE murdered would be alive. -Deficit wouldn't skyrocket. -We'd be able to afford healthcare & gas. -She wouldn't vandalize the White House. -She'd never use tariffs to steal from us. -We wouldn't pay millions for a ballroom. -She wouldn't give contracts to her kids. -She wouldn't sleep in every meeting. -She wouldn't post garbage 200 times/day. -She would NEVER try to cancel elections. -She'd never photo-bomb a World Cup pic. -She'd never sell crypto, cologne, and watches. -She'd never take an airplane bribe from Qatar. -The world would respect us. -We would respect us. -She would be for America, not for-profit.
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oh man she’s gonna be so mad when she realizes DEI mostly benefited white women (check her bio) also not communism 🤦‍♀️
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Pete Hegseth forces military jets to dance for Kid Rock, scare beach goers, soldiers to do pushups, lose weight, and have Apaches skim water. That's cool but you know what's cooler? Not losing a war.
We’ve gone from a helicopter at Kid Rock’s, to Apaches on the beach, to this legitimately dangerous flyover in Pensacola. This is what it looks like when your “SecWar” is concerned with “low-T” instead of discipline.
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