32 | ♍︎ | Poké Professor | 🔬 | #LLC

Dallas, TX
Joined April 2015
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Family says vet employee secretly took pug home after they paid to have dog euthanized wsbtv.com/news/local/family-…
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THE ACCENT LMFAOOOOOOOOO GOD WHY
Florida youth soccer league director's 911 call revealed after toddler drama. 🔉: Winter Park Police
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The canister?!
THIS is who Keshia Cole is dating…… somebody go get her please
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A sacked Cambridge researcher who sparked a media frenzy over Prof Jason Arday before he was found dead 2 months ago has now been given the opportunity to hold a talk at Oxford Uni on DEI by a Reform-linked society. A protest has been planned to stop it. thecommunityreporter.co.uk/p…
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What the hell went down at that fair man
The Libertarian Party candidate for North Carolina state senate is currently in the midst of an armed chase and shoot-out with the cops, keeping us posted with live tweets:
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😭😭😭😭😭
i love gay halloween cause wdym
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Fake & Gay! Moussa Diawara, the Malian national featured in this shockingly poorly researched @60Minutes report, now faces allegations of immigration FRAUD after his asylum application surfaced, revealing that he claimed to be a HOMOSEXUAL man who feared persecution in Mali. Read more ⬇️
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Exactly why I be standing far away when it starts LMFAOOOOOOOO
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If you ever spent time in downtown Tampa you 100% will see Ric Flair at this bar, drunk as all hell, with several 20 something yr old hoes
Ric Flair Returned to Same Bar the Night After Bloody Fall That Sent Him to Hospital ringsidenews.com/ric-flair-r…
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No he didn’t lol I was living with him during this
Sizzle almost died bc of this rant. This is a fact. I think Future or Thug literally saved his life.
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mind you..
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The Ramaswamy ad has pushed the largest newspaper in Ohio, the Cleveland Plain Dealer, to reverse its position on endorsements. "A candidate who uses childhood sexual abuse as a weapon against the person who endured it has crossed a line that Ohioans should defend, whatever their party.  We are better than this. We have a responsibility to show it. Today we endorse Democrat Amy Acton for governor." cleveland.com/open/2026/10/w…
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Bringing your dog around some real Dog OG’s to scare his ass straight is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen LMFAO
Köpeğinin agresif davranışlarını düzeltemeyen bir eğitmen, eğitimli köpeklerinden yardım aldı.
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I was down at the bar yesterday when I looked over to my left… LMFAO 😭
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Michael was so happy Juan was there to hold him LMAO
The way Michael Darby acted a fool at Robyn and Juan’s engagement party and Andy didn’t even address it at the reunion says A LOT! If a Black husband behaved this way they would’ve fired him and his wife with the quickness #RHOP
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It’s so over. We are losing studios left and right!
Layoffs Hit Ghost Of Yotei Developer Sucker Punch 'According to an ex-Sucker Punch employee, 26 people have been let go.' aftermath.site/sucker-punch-…
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Looks like Nneka & her husband are actually joining #Married2Med this season.
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🤣🤣 We So FLORIDA!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥 It’s A Florida Thang U Wouldn’t Understand!!!! @AngieNixon & @Plies 🩷🩷🩷 VOTE VOTE VOTE!!!!! 👊🏾💯🫶🏾 #Plies 🤍
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Plies is actually an upstanding citizen in real life. He’s not a convicted felon and he has no criminal record. He has no history of abuse or violence but yall tryna discredit his opinion cus he talked about pretty pussy? Yall the same mfs that get on here and talk about squirting and nutting in hoes.
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