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Joined February 2011
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I intentionally let the king perish in @RoyalMatch because he looks like a math teacher I had in high school. PATHAGARIUM THEORY THIS, YOU DUMB BASTARD!
I tried out for the @NHLBlackhawks last week in their open tryouts. It was down to me and a can of @dietpepsi filled to overflowing with dung… simian dung. “And introducing the new goaltender for YOUR Chicago Blackhawks… a can of @dietpepsi filled to overflowing with dung”
I drink @drpepper for the taste, not because it’s filtered through @khloekardashian colon. But it helps!
I’m back on X and I’m here to say that @elonmusk and I have consummated our relationship sexually! Good night, Irene!
gofund.me/6fc30da0 #GoFundMe
We ran out of money
I just lost my wife suddenly. It is indescribable pain. I am very lucky to have tremendous support. Friends of mine put this up to support us in this time of grief. I thank them and everyone who has supported. We feel the love.
gofund.me/69511e1c
I need that Marvel Hero Glow Up! @VancityReynolds I could be like… Forge. Yeah. Let me be Forge, yo!