@TheJoeRoy

(he/him)

 New York, NY
instagram.com/thejoeroy
Joined August 2008
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when someone is talking behind me in the theater
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My uncle saw me and said “I’ve seen better heads on lettuce”
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I could never go on Family Feud because I wouldn’t be able to say “good answer” when someone says something dumb
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The thing about daily contacts and drinking is sometimes you randomly find discarded lenses that are like concrete to remove
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just bombed a job interview 🫶
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send nudes
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is this what straight people talk about on first dates
Nicholas Decker
@captgouda24Oct 3
Went on a Hinge date. Failed the ethically loaded impossible question of “would you choose to have a child with a learning disability?” My answer of “I would love them, but I would choose for my children to be as capable as possible” was not accepted. I am not made for dating!
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what
Pop Base
@PopBaseSep 27
Chanel West Coast has arrived at the #VMAs.
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I made up a relationship in my head and saw him flirting with someone else so naturally im heartbroken
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felt autumny 🍂
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Potomac is so underrated my god
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When the 10 minutes is up
Polymarket
@PolymarketSep 16
JUST IN: NYC Mayor Mamdani announces 17 new high-tech public bathrooms that require a phone, QR code, app, or tap card to enter — and a 10-minute time limit.
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the audacity
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someone tell me a movie to watch tonight
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When I was allowed to play dress up unsupervised as a kid
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Something about me is I will take you off my close friends if you don’t engage
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marriages about to fall apart
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@PopBaseSep 9
Apple announces its Live Rewind feature for Apple Watch, which will allow users to view what was said around them in the previous 15 seconds. #AppleEvent
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Hate when they send a blurry nude
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I can’t explain why but I thought this was 20 years ago
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