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Joined June 2023
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I'm still looking for that kid that said he slept with my mother in the lobby of that Call of Duty 4 game on Wetwork, back on October 18th 2007. I'm getting closer.
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So LGBTQ+ is officially a religion now?
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Is this suddenly the the bear market blue-chip??😶‍🌫️😳 #HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu #SprotoGremlin
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Please Give A Big Welcome & Follow to @SankoGameCorpEs ! The Official Sanko ©️ Spanish Language Twitter! 💞©️
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"rug rats" would be a really nice name for a crypto community
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FED BIDS FOR 6-MONTH BILLS TOTAL $658.4 MLN.
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So you’re telling me we can accidentally lose a $70M fighter jet, but if I send my friend $11 on venmo I have 87,000 IRS agents watching me?
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You can’t really de rug a token project. If it actually rugged and liquidity is gone it’s dead man
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I need to expand my crypto portfolio, but I need someone I can trust.
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I'm aping into every shitcoin that already rugged on me. One of these fuckers is going to come back like a phoenix from the ashes and I'll get the last laugh here for once.
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Journal entry #004: As I quietly lurk at the intersection of Remilio, $MOG, and Ticker BITCOIN... I become exponentially more retarded by the day.
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Sorry, I've been repeatedly shooting myself in the face with a paintball gun. How are you?
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I got a cramp in my calf muscle in the middle of the night so bad that I thought I was going to die last night. Hoping it happens again tonight
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gmog cousins (yes for real the beer won yesterday) I have seen some interesting data science today related to $MOG trends $MOG has infected the lexicon of twitter and soon, every corner of the world will be $MOG-pilled. All will $MOG
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There's a bitcoin machine in every single shitty Indian ran gas station within a 40 miles radius of me. 15 years in and I think people are finally catching on to crypto - slowly.
People in 1993 react to credit cards being accepted at a Burger King
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BREAKING: YouTube influencers Kevin Paffrath and Tom Nash, as well as NFL quarterback Trevor Lawrence, have agreed to settle claims for an unknown amount alleging that they helped dupe investors who lost billions in the collapse of FTX.
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what's an anon lurker anyway?
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