TheLocalBogan (Simulator) retweeted
“oh oops i accidentally mentioned half life 3 haha silly me!!!!”
mike morasky when he returns to valve hq:
TheLocalBogan (Simulator) retweeted
I would never lay hands on my wife but I had a dream where she forgot pick up a 12 pack of Diet Dr Pepper from the store and she did not survive the night
TheLocalBogan (Simulator) retweeted
Why do AI posts always sound like they are cucked?
"Hey look at this thing i made by telling ai to make it for me!"
It gives the same energy as,
"Hey I made my wife cum by asking her boyfriend to fuck her!"
Like in both situations they did jackshit but ask someone else to do it
TheLocalBogan (Simulator) retweeted
While it is important to have healthy habits and improve yourself, there's nothing wrong with specifically seeking for someone with the same interests as you - and that includes videogames.
So if you see a woman who likes POSTAL and has a bunch of green flags, put a ring on her!
Also, ignore videogame haters.
Attention Young Men:
I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it.
Step 1: Stop playing video games
Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up
Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical)
Step 4: Go clean your car
Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class
Step 6: Go to the yoga class
Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends)
Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night.
Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion.
Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper.
Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite.
Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2.
Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you.
My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.
TheLocalBogan (Simulator) retweeted
I got a letter from vicroads today for my license renewal, cool..
But they send me this?
So instead of fixing the roads that are literally KILLING people you send this out?
I wish I was making this up..
#vicroads #victoria #victorianlabor
TheLocalBogan (Simulator) retweeted
Don't worry, I had my friends take claw hammers to me while recording mine
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You alt-tab for 1 second and even the bots in your own game troll you...
Obscurity: Unknown Threat has hit Early Access! Launch discount of 25% off!
Buy or Wishlist below👇 store.steampowered.com/app/7…
#steamearlyaccess #tacticalfps #gamedev #fpsgame #indiedev #indiegame
TheLocalBogan (Simulator) retweeted
battle rifle gameplay (very wip)
didnt have to change how aiming works, just slapped a scope overlay on the screen.
TheLocalBogan (Simulator) retweeted
"We're here. Let me help you out"
"Ok... Be careful Im dry and brittle"
"I know sweetie"
"Ok... I love the ocean"
"I know sweetie watch your feet"
ARCHIVE ENTRY // JOHN-117
SPARTAN-II. MJOLNIR. ACTIVE DUTY.
Humanity’s last line of defense doesn’t need an introduction.
//#Halo #MasterChief #GraphicDesign #Gaming//
TheLocalBogan (Simulator) retweeted
One of the defining traits of Afterconflict is that it's built using a custom engine, and it occurs to us that we haven't properly introduced it to you; let's fix that.
Introducing: Hedgine
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