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Joined August 2020
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starting everything was Steve’s job, then Tim cooked and now it’s John’s tern
Apple CEOs and their iconic iPhones
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an average conversation between god and deer boy
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god approved ✅
FIGHTING THE DEVIL. DROPS TONIGHT.
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hi mr no money. support a smaller podcast. i have had valorant voice actors, apex voice actors, influencers, and even an nfl player. i’ll give you a good convo 🤝
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Replying to @TheLordDecides
@TheLordDecides Thank you for subscribing!👼☕
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what’s this new label
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touch grass and talk to god and everything will be ok
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I saw someone else do this but i'll do it like 10x. Every like this tweet gets i will listen to KSI's new song 10 TIMES.v
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might turn this into a personal account tbh
41%do it
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186 votes • Final results
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DrDisrespect goes to Hell
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you are all cowards
twitter sub to me for absolutely no reason ok thanks
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twitter sub to me for absolutely no reason ok thanks
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GTA 6!!!!!!!
Replying to @RockstarGames
We are very excited to let you know that in early December, we will release the first trailer for the next Grand Theft Auto. We look forward to many more years of sharing these experiences with all of you. Thank you, Sam Houser
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do I revive God Decides
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YouTube goes to heaven for giving God a play button
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