Husband, Father, Gamer, Disciple.
Joined April 2009
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It's crazy to me that @TMobile has gone through all of this trouble to make EVERY transaction online through their app, and even require in-store employees to use the app, but when it comes time to cancel service you have to call a person. And when you do cancel, you also lose your online profile and historic billing info....
If this were at all accurate, the ratings would be different. There is almost a 1:1 correlation between the move to the current points and playoff system and the decline in ratings, sponsors, and interest in NASCAR.
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If you find someone who loves you and you love them, get married. Young even. You won’t ever be “ready” for the most important moments in your life.
You won’t be ready for marriage.
You won’t be ready for kids.
You won’t be ready to write a book.
You won’t be ready to start a business.
You won’t be ready to move to Colorado and get a master’s in wilderness therapy.
You don’t grow perfect before the adventure. The adventure shapes you and changes you and challenges you and blesses you every step of the way. The growing is in the going.
One day you look up and you’ve been married for 24 years and it’s April 21st all over again. You’re probably not ready to be empty nesters but your youngest kid graduated from high school almost a year ago. You didn’t have time to get ready, but what a year.
We decided not to use the phrase “Empty Nest” because it sounds like you’re 100 years old and buy your sneakers in the back of Reader’s Digest.
We’re calling our new phase of life, “The Road Show” because that’s where you can find the Acuffs.
We weren’t ready for marriage.
We weren’t ready for kids.
We weren’t ready to own a business for a dozen years.
We weren’t ready to have an empty house.
But we did it and so will you!
Start before you’re ready, it’s the only way to go!
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Speaking of tariffs, it remains ridiculous that fantasy football auto-drafters with no queue get rewarded with the lowest ADP remaining player. Fuck that. Should be the opposite. If you time out in Round 2 get ready to learn James Proche buddy
I keep seeing “Josh Allen for MVP”… and people talking like it’s a done deal. Lamar Jackson has better stats in every category offensively besides rushing touchdowns… but takes the lead in total touchdowns. Allen is great, but let’s have the discussion here.
Yo @JetBlue … how are you going to let me check into a flight and then cancel my 6am flight while I’m flying over the Atlantic? Trash airline. I won’t be back.
Dear @HomeDepot - I still think you are better than Lowe’s, but if you’re gonna have half the items in your store behind lock and key, I’m gonna need you to staff your aisles better. Having to go to a service desk to find someone is absurd.
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“So I said to them, ‘Let any who have gold take it off.’ So they gave it to me, and I threw it into the fire, and out came this calf- which can be yours for the low, low price of five easy installments of $19.99”
Happy Holy Week! Let’s Make America Pray Again. As we lead into Good Friday and Easter, I encourage you to get a copy of the God Bless The USA Bible. @TheLeeGreenwood godblesstheusabible.com/?sld…
Fun fact. We all know those phones cant be used or sold. But what you dont know is that @Walmart has a machine at the front of the store that lets you turn them in, no questions asked, for like $50 apiece. Literally encouraging theft like this.
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Dear parents, the stakes are higher.
When we were kids:
1. Drugs weren’t laced with fentanyl.
2. Gambling required a casino or a bookie, not an app.
3. The world’s entire porn collection wasn’t on a pocket computer. Fight for your kids. There’s a lot fighting against them.
Okay. @SNFonNBC … I’ve got a content idea for you. Dump a truck of money at the feet of Saban and Belicheck. Give us a version of the Manning Cast that ESPN does, featuring these 2 guys talking football history. Put it on peacock with the games Sunday nights. You’re welcome.