Freedom to be a dick vs Cockblocked by the state.
Imagine being in a jail cell and explaining to your cellmate what you got arrested for. 💀
What did he say?
Doctors: "There is no permanent cure for male pattern baldness."
Billionaires: "Hold my bank account." 💀💳
Cop: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”
Rider: “Speeding, officer?”
Cop: “No. Where the hell did you buy those wings?” 💀🔥
A German, a Dutchman, and a Belgian are arrested as suspects in a robbery.
The victim is brought in for a police lineup, and the officer asks: "Do you recognize any of them?"
The Dutchman immediately points at her:
"Yes! That's her!" 💀🇳🇱
Sam Altman: "It’s terrible that people have DRAM sitting in their PCs being used only 5% of the time."
Sam Altman at 3 AM: 💀🏃♂️💨
Kegel exercises: Level 9999. 💀🧃
Men, stay safe out there. That grip will end your entire bloodline. 💀🙏












