Lots of controversy over this years #LoveIsland Win. We ❤️ Tommy and Molly. But Amber had been topping the votes throughout the entire series because watching the growth of an independent woman is far more inspiring in 2019 than a cute couple cooing over a stuffed elephant. 🤷🏼♀️
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Toddler: *eating yogurt*
My mom: *places dessert in front of toddler*
Me: *tries to dive in between toddler and dessert but fails*
Toddler: *stops eating yogurt and whines for dessert*
Me:
My mom:
Me:
My mom: guess she’s done with the yogurt
Me: SHE IS NOW
This 👏 is👏fu*king👏boring. @DailyMirror wake UP.
1. She looks INSANE! 🍉🍉
2. It’s nothing to fu*king do with you
3. Stop wasting our time
4. Stop feeding a body shaming culture we’re already battling to be free of
5. You’re making 0 mates printing that crap @jameelajamil
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Imagine the tweet from the new girlfriend!
“OMG just realised that we’ve invited my new bfs ex WIFE to my earwax syringing appointment. FML. Why does this always happen to me? Fucking shared calendar BS.”
Just got (what I assume was an accidental) calendar invite to my ex-husband's current girlfriend's earwax removal appointment. Babe, you be you. But honestly it's better if you can't hear him.
#Brexit. WTF is going on there? Well, we will be giving an update on what's-what on our next episode - Foof style. Until then - let us know how clued up you are on the goings-on using the magic of GIFs (well, we have to try and make it moderately fun SOMEHOW!)...
#TheMightyFoof
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Honestly we’re not laughing.
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I feel like Sex and the City has given us an realistic representation of our 30s.
#JigsawAF #BankHolidayMonday #RockingTheFleece #FML
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Our latest Ep dropped last week 💁♀️ We’re joined by the cutest guest Quiz Master ever. We reveal our top movie quotes of all time (featuring Dolphin Sex, 10 points to @FlixwatcherPod if they guess the film we’re referencing!) & call BS on the @FlatEarthOrg. Yup...it’s a goodie!
EP 18 of TMF podcast is on it's way and as a little teaser - here's what to expect...(yes...really...you'll have to listen for it to make sense!)
youtu.be/08e1_dgq5XI
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Dear @LEGO_Group,
My daughter, four, loves Lego, football and blue, so she was delighted to get the new Lego City magazine.
Then she noticed that of the 29 people who talk in it, only one is female, and she speaks once, to agree with a man.
So my daughter wrote you a letter:
ALL OF THIS! 👇🙌
We designed the official T-shirt’s for @WChildCancer’s 2019 #WomanUp campaign 💕
All profits go towards empowering and upskilling female nurses within developing countries. Head over to our Insta to read the full story and buy a t-shirt here! >> bit.ly/woman-up-2019
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This is absolutely amazing news! A testament to every single one of you who supported this campaign, protested on the street, emailed, tweeted and used your voice to bring this change about and change the lives of so many girls. #FreePeriods
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There should definitely be a footnote somewhere.
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Just realised our Ep title sounds like a kinky burlesque performance of Spice Girls’ - Who Do You Think You Are 🥳
TMF are taking you on a #kinky ride to the world of far-out #fetishes this week*. If, after that, we haven’t scarred your ears for life, you’ll be delighted to know ‘Dear TMF...’ is back!
*We strongly recommend headphones! 🎧 Ep 17 is now out in all the usual places! #Podcast
So just to recap, we get Prosecco, treats and a chance to hand-paint a ceramic dildo?
Clear my diary.
google.co.uk/amp/s/www.timeo…
#CrockeryCockery #DickDecorations @TimeOutLondon @adelebrydges
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