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poetry? pffft, try riddles
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riddle me this, if Batman is a hero, why does he smell like piss?
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What are you tired of being outwitted?
God…. Shut up…..
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a monster of delight maybe
God. You’re a monster.
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This is straight fire
I know this is gonna be you tonight. @TheMildRides
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𝐓𝙾𝙾 ⠀ ݁ ✴︎ 𝙼𝚄𝙲𝙷 𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐌𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐘 NOBODY ❘❚ DOES * 𝔦𝔱 ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ 𝘛𝘏𝘈𝘕 𓌠 ᵀᴴᴱ 𓏔 𝓔┈𝗡𝗘𝗠𝗬.
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my henchmen are all i need anyway
This is why you don’t have friends.
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You probably have fleas anyway
Well…… Now it s definitely off the table. Sorry Eddy.
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ᅠindie ⠀ — portrayal of 𝘞𝘐𝘎𝘏𝘛 𝘞𝘐𝘛𝘊𝘏 aka 𝘙𝘏𝘌𝘈 𝘚𝘐𝘕𝘏𝘈 from #DCComics Written⠀ by ana⠀ (⠀ she / her ⠀) 21+ . DMs⠀open , do⠀not⠀force⠀interaction ᅠᅠ
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I wasn't aware it was on the table
Oh. So now you wanna be friends.
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"Oh but you could never solve one of my riddles, please stick to word searches, those are more your speed."
( @TheMildRides ) “You’ve got once chance. If this riddle pisses me off, I’m turning you into floor cleaner.”
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𝗗𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗖𝗦: 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗪𝗢𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥
𝗔𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗕𝗮𝘁𝗺𝗮𝗻, 𝗺𝗮𝘆𝗯𝗲 𝗜 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝗱𝗶𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗳𝗹𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲..
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let's not be rash now.
Well now no.
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The fear in Edward's eyes was clear as day, he squeezed them tight as he braced for the impact of the vigilante's fist against his skull but that impact never came. He was almost too afraid to open his eyes, but he heard the impact over and over again, a gruesome squelching +
ᅠ [ like a knife stuck into an old wound, twisted and made to bleed again, it opens and weeps. his insecurities bare themselves in his shattered gaze. ] this won't hurt. [ the riddler is slammed back down, followed by a fist. ] ᅠ
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of flesh next to his ear. He opened his eyes to see a rage so full that it appeared almost calm in the boy. That Edward thought to himself, was almost more terrifying. When the Red Hood was done, Edward crawled backward out from under him and shakily stood. +
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Of course as he walked away he straightened himself out, and pulled a pocket cloth from his lapel and dabbed at the blood on his face. Appearances did matter after all, and it seemed that he had bested the boy. At least that is how he would recount the story.
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Are we friends?
Pleasant by your standards? Oh please. See if I entertain your antics. Don’t wanna lose your last friend not on your payroll~
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