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Joined August 2015
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so like my dad said he was embarrassed to find this picture of himself when he was 14. and then pictured right is me at 14...
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YOU GOTTA DRAW A CIRCLE, DRAKE! ⭕️
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#TheBoys S4 trailer drops tomorrow 📺
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Voldemort aimed his wand and said an Unforgivable Curse at a crib.
Who was more beefed out with a teenager?
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so like my dad said he was embarrassed to find this picture of himself when he was 14. and then pictured right is me at 14...
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Send me a surprise alarm and I’ll send your address to Jehovah’s Witnesses
iOS send your friends “surprise alarms”
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Never has a show dropped my jaw quite like The Boys
category is: iconic opening scenes
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Women are not allowed in this house and I am going out of my house and I’m going out to the store to buy a couple of items for the girls so if I can come in at five or five that be good 💀💀💀
misogyny check. let your phone complete the sentence “women are…” 👀
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we couldn't be any more real
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15 years ago today, ‘BREAKING BAD’ premiered on AMC.
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Don’t invite me out this month, I’m tryna save money but imma say yes if you do.
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She’s watched Kung Fu Panda I see
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My biggest fear is something like this happening and my girl looks at me to solve it.
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gm
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White people be like “the man, the myth, the legend” whole time it’s just Josh
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The post say $88 for a haunted house ? I’ll walk around southeast and die for real… TF 😭😭😭 – at Washington, DC
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“BRO” has no gender I even call my mom bro
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I mean, who is dis?! My son!
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