OG Santa · Jun 16, 2016 · 4:27 PM UTC

Bitch you and your damn cute baby ain't getting shit for Xmas SMH

OG Santa · Jun 15, 2016 · 5:14 PM UTC

Hero? This dude is on the bad list for life

OG Santa · May 23, 2016 · 4:42 PM UTC

Okay HOW BADASS WOULD THIS BE?!?! Move over Rudolph

OG Santa · May 20, 2016 · 4:41 PM UTC

Had to turn down this reindeer applicant.

OG Santa · May 19, 2016 · 5:29 PM UTC

Please do not do this next xmas! I am very afraid of frogs that can light up!

OG Santa · May 18, 2016 · 4:34 PM UTC

Fuck yeah I'm getting an upgrade with my reindeer this year

OG Santa · May 4, 2016 · 5:15 PM UTC

Yo dawg Xmas was like 5 months ago you ok?

OG Santa · Apr 26, 2016 · 3:59 PM UTC

Fucking Jay-Z is on the naughty list for the rest of his life #Lemonade

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OG Santa · Dec 3, 2015 · 5:52 PM UTC

How I felt

OG Santa · Nov 24, 2015 · 3:02 AM UTC

For my homies who are planning on proposing this year: let this be a warning

OG Santa · Nov 4, 2015 · 11:26 PM UTC

For #NationalStressAwarenessDay, let me show you how Santa relieves his stress

OG Santa · Nov 3, 2015 · 8:37 PM UTC

#Christmas is already trending? Yall a bunch of thirsty bitches, aren't you?

OG Santa · Nov 2, 2015 · 3:13 AM UTC

Wassup bitches

OG Santa · Apr 9, 2015 · 5:46 AM UTC

THANKS FOR MAKING ME AN EMOJI, APPLE IOS 8.3

OG Santa · Apr 9, 2015 · 5:37 AM UTC

HELL YEAH THEY GOT A BLACK EMOJI SANTA NOW! Don't know 'bout you, but I'm feeling pretty damn good 'bout that. Or maybe it's the booze ...

OG Santa · Apr 9, 2015 · 4:46 AM UTC

Forget Blitzen and Prancer and Rudolph and Cupid and Donner ... Just give me some Jim Beam and Jack Daniels and I'll be juuuuuust fine

OG Santa · Apr 9, 2015 · 3:34 AM UTC

Hey New York you complaining that it's cold .. try my house up in NoPo.

OG Santa · Apr 8, 2015 · 3:00 AM UTC

Rudolph better step the eff off otherwise I'm replacing his ass with a damn flashlight. #bitchbetterrecognize