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Atlanta, Georgia
Joined February 2009
Yall are way too comfortable using Erectile Dysfunction as a punchline. Yall do not show the same level of care you want others to show you when you find your body needs help to perform certain functions or when its compensating for an illness or lose an ability altogether.
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I can narrow it down to one thing. Its been the one indicator for every winning team in the finals this year. Win the points off turnover battle. If the Dream score more points off Valkyrie turnovers, they will win.
The Atlanta dream will win a wnba championship if they do these little things - • shoot more shots • have less turnovers • make their free throws • run in transition The opposite will happen if they don’t.
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Any one on the rebound will do. One of you won’t be there all that long to be seriously committed, but long enough to have some fun and get some practice relationship in. Its a nice little scrimmage and you’ll get a good friend if nothing else.
whats a good starter girlfriend for people just getting into ruining their lives
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Cobb’s got The Big Chicken Let’s be the early birds! Vote early!
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Thats my favorite political ad lmao
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Dream ownership on arena situation in open letter to Atlanta: "Two months ago, when the WNBA finalized playoff dates and times, we raised concerns that the W Finals schedule conflicted with NBA games at State Farm Arena ... Our concerns did not receive the attention, nor the urgency that they deserved."
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Lmfao
Bret Hart was only mad at the Sunny Days promo because it implied he liked white women
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Thats wild
🚨#BREAKING: A family in Georgia is outraged after they paid to have their 4-year-old pug named Cha Cha euthanized... ...and then MONTHS LATER later saw a photo on Facebook of their dog ALIVE AND WELL with a vet from the animal hospital The story is wild. According to the family, Cha Cha the dog got very sick, the vets told them it was organ failure and diabetic ketoacidosis... so the family decided euthanisia was the best course of action. The family said goodbye in March, paid the bill, and went home grieving. But according to the family, someone at that hospital was very attached to Cha Cha, because a worker took her home instead. Months later, Rebecca (the owner of Cha Cha) was scrolling Facebook and saw a photo. Her words: “I knew scrolling like that’s my dog.” Even more wild...the vet's husband confirmed it, his wife not only had Cha Cha, but he says the pug was in GOOD HEALTH. The dog they were told was dying was actually ALIVE and DOING WELL. But it gets worse. When the family went to the hospital, managers DENIED IT, Rebecca says they got a LAWYER and won’t talk about it. Then, the family believes, the hospital put Cha Cha down to hide what happened. Rebecca’s words: “The fact that they put a healthy dog down. That’s just sick.” And this is NOT the first time. Earlier this year, another family said their cat Annie was supposed to be euthanized at the SAME hospital, and a worker took her home too. The hospital admitted it “fell short” that time. And Annie? She was put down too. So twice now, a dog or cat has been alive and cared for after the family said goodbye. ...this is beyond insane
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Plus the economy didnt stop being shit because its thanksgiving!
Calling people bums for asking folk to chip in knowing yall big greedy asses will be the first to stack up them to go plates
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When you have their first and last name, DOB and county, go to mvp.sos.ga.gov
Georgia. How can I legally check to see if someone voted?
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You can do whatever you want.
And quiet as it’s kept. A lot of millennials cannot cook southern dishes worthy enough for a real holiday spread. You can’t bring Jamaican jerk pasta to Thanksgiving.
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Only 10 ppl gonna get subs because they be making them sandwiches slow as hell
$3.99 PUBLIX SUBS. The best sale of the year is making a return. Sale starts Thursday!
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A kidney
Without saying money, love or sex… What do you need right now?
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"Fuck that shit." - Dan Marino Dan is a real one 😂😂😂
Lmao the GOAT not taking shit from anyone 🤣😭
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Anyone who takes Magnesium at night…do y’all have crazy, vivid dreams?
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I know you bullshittin with O’Hare. O’Hare is ACTUALLY what yall think ATL is.
Airport Tierlist My word is law
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NEW: MAGA voters say they're going to the polls to fight “communism”—but when asked what communism actually means, things get awkward FAST. In The Daily Show's upcoming special “Red Flags,” Jordan Klepper puts Republican voters on the spot with one simple question. Their answers are something else. These two minutes are worth watching. See for yourself!
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Def Comedy Jam headlines.
Outside of Kings Of Comedy , what stand up special is Bernie Mac known for?
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