I used to rap. Now I don’t. But sometimes I do.
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Someone gives me a salad: “oh wow this is actually really good, I should eat this more often.
I buy my own salad: “this was a waste of money and tastes like shit and I’m still hungry…”
Go listen to “Asleep Talking” by Magnus Ferrell right now and thank me later.
And yes he is Will Ferrell son.
Nah I kinda feel bad for the lady who stole the Knicks trash can. Did she really need to lose her job?
If every life decision you’ve made over the past few years has not been done with GTA6 in mind, are you even really alive?
The year is 2119. Baltimore is a wasteland. The ikkle yutes have waged a savage war on the jiggleyangs for 67 years. There is no end in sight.
President Jalen Brunson the third has vowed to quell tensions in the region.
Ladies and gentlemen I’d like to apologize in advance.
I will be randomly repeating “AND I CANT SLEEP THRU THE NIGHT” and “HATING CUZ IM ABLE” for the foreseeable future.
