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I build businesses then sell them for 💰in the day, deal memes at night. One exit down, 3 to go. 😏 Per aspera, ad astra.

UK | UAE
Joined June 2011
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Prince Albert Road ya know… 😂😂
So, David Walliams' house has been listed for sale on Rightmove. Which could, of course, mean nothing.
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100% believe everything that’s about to come out without even reading it
🚨 BREAKING: David Walliams has been named as the celebrity accused of preying on young women and girls as young as 15 for sexual purposes
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Wonder how that consent will work for him in jail.
🚨 BREAKING: Russell Brand has been jailed for 10 years and 6 months over rape and sexual assault
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Thank God I live in the UAE. People like this are made for division. Not very tolerant, hey?
A question for Muslims who think wishing Hindus “Happy Diwali” is fine because you don't believe in it yourself and are just being nice. If you saw a non-Muslim drinking alcohol, would you say, “Have a good one, mate”? If you saw someone entering a betting shop, would you say, “Hope you win big”? Of course not. Because alcohol and gambling are haram, and we don't encourage people to engage in haram. Yet anyone who has read the Qur'an knows that shirk is a far greater sin than drinking alcohol or gambling. Indeed, it is the one sin Allah says He will not forgive if someone dies without repenting from it. Call me a killjoy if you like, but this is simply about taking Islamic teachings seriously. If you're not bothered about those teachings, then go ahead and wish people Happy Diwali, Merry Christmas or whatever else. But if you genuinely care about following Islam, then surely the appropriate course of action is obvious. I'm not preaching from some position of perfection. I'm far from perfect myself, and I don't expect perfection from other Muslims. But surely, as Muslims, we should at least make an effort to understand the rulings of our religion and reflect them in our public conduct. May Allah guide us all, insha Allah.
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Mans chips being used for this 🤌🏽 full circle moment
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A true magician
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🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽
Jensen Huang: "How could I be targeted by Chinese sex spy?" Also Jensen Huang for the past four years:
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If Jensen can’t resist the Chinese models, what chance do we have 🥲
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There needs to be a podcast tax or something. Fucking had enough of bs chat.
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I don’t know anyone that uses perplexity. Someone tell me if it’s good.
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Bit dumb on his part, I feel. You can see power would get to this guys head.
Michigan's Democratic candidate for Senate Abdul El-Sayed confronted @jamesmatthewsky, telling him he wouldn't answer his questions as he wants "zero" votes in the UK. Watch the heated exchange between the two. Watch our live coverage of the US midterms➡️ trib.al/BikRSb2
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Bmt for the culture.
A special helmet for a very special weekend... Arvid Lindblad races on Diwali this weekend 🇮🇳 #F1 #BrazilGP
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Trump getting trumped. 😂
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Bmt
Trust us… you’ll wanna see every angle of this one 🔥 #F1 #VCARB #BrazilGP
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Tbh, I think everyone apart from 63 liked this. 🤌🏽 top stuff from the geeza
KIMI ANTONELLI IS THE 2026 F1 WORLD CHAMPION!!! 🏆 The youngest to ever do it at 20 years and 68 days old! #F1 #MexicoGP
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Barcola arrives in the prem today, fully. I feel it.
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I believe I can out qualify stroll. Give me a chance
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Oiiiiii 😭😭😭😂😂😂
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Cole Parmer wears a toupe. You ain’t convincing me otherwise.
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The butcher Yh? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 loves to chat shit but gets carved up himself 😂😂😂
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