Delena Salticidae | Daily MCU breakdowns, lores and deep dives | Spiderman
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My favorite part of Brand New Day was Spiderman ignoring a bank robber to have some fun free time.
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New Employee: I hope it’s okay to ask, but is $68,000 a typical starting salary for this role?
Senior Employee: Sorry, could you repeat that amount?
New Employee: Sixty-eight thousand. Why?
Senior Employee: You’ve only been here three weeks, correct?
New Employee: Yes. Is that a problem?
Senior Employee: I’ve held this exact position for six years, and I make $54,000.
Another Employee: Wait, are you being serious?
New Employee: Yes. I assumed that was the standard salary range for everyone in this department.
Another Employee: I’ve worked here for four years, and I earn $51,500.
Senior Employee: I’ve trained three new employees since January, and every one of them makes more than I do.
New Employee: I genuinely didn’t realize that. I was told my salary reflected my experience.
Another Employee: What experience? You said at lunch that this was your first full-time job.
New Employee: It is. I worked part-time while I was in college.
Senior Employee: So someone without any full-time experience is making fourteen thousand more than someone who has done this work for six years?
New Employee: I’m sorry. I wasn’t trying to create a problem....
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The doctor thought it was going to be an ordinary day at the clinic.
A woman came in for a medical examination, and after leaving the hospital, she made a serious accusation against him.
She claimed the doctor had touched her inappropriately during the examination.
Within hours, the story was spreading.
The doctor's reputation was suddenly under attack. People who had never met him were already calling him names and demanding that he be punished.
But instead of immediately accepting either side of the story, an investigation was opened.
Investigators examined the doctor's activities that day, reviewed the available records, checked the timing of his appointments and looked into his professional conduct on other days as well.
The investigation eventually found no evidence supporting the woman's accusation.
Then came the part nobody expected.
The woman admitted that she had made the story up.
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An old man was counting out coins at my till, one by one, and the queue behind him was losing patience. A man in a sharp coat sighed loudly and said, "Some of us have places to be, grandad." The old man's hands started to shake and a few coins rolled onto the floor. I was about to step in when he looked up, and in a calm voice he said one name that made the man in the coat go completely still...
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$100 was deducted from my pay for being 2 minutes late.
Two minutes.
My laptop clock said 9:02.
I'd closed the office at 11:40 the night before.
I was back at 8:00 a.m. the next morning.
Since the layoffs, I'd been doing three people's jobs.
Nobody said thank you.
Payday came.
I opened my payslip.
$100 missing.
Reason: "Lateness."
I walked into HR.
"Two minutes?"
She didn't look up.
"Policy is policy."
I thought about the week before.
I'd told my manager I was drowning.
I'd asked for fair pay for the extra work.
Seven days later, the deductions started.
I looked at her screen.
A spreadsheet.
My name was the only one highlighted.
I smiled.
That confused her.
"Fine," I said. "Policy is policy."
I went back to my desk.
I opened a folder I'd made months ago.
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I think about this a lot: Norm Macdonald’s favorite joke from Weekend Update was one where the setup and the punchline were the same.
His first joke ever came in grade 2. The class was learning probability, a kid asked what if a coin landed on its edge, and the teacher said it never could. Norm asked, “What if you were standing in mud?” He still remembered the huge laugh decades later.
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nothing will ever prepare you for the level of unhinged, zero-filter professional host behavior on panel podcasts.
guy on whatever podcast is trying to debate tattoos, completely straight-faced:
"it's my podcast, i'm going to talk about what i want to talk about. so you're not going to dictate the terms..."
guest tries to push back: "she's reacting to your energy..."
host cuts her off, completely unfazed:
"what are you talking about? generally speaking, men don't like tattoos."
panellist fires back: "so what if i was 5 foot 5 and you said typically women aren't attracted to short men?"
host pauses, considers logic for half a second: "i'd be like, okay yeah, that's true."
then he leans back into the mic and delivers the most lethal, dismissive cross-talk in broadcast history:
"can you shut up also and stop interrupting? not going to really tolerate the interrupting anymore. ultimately... men find tattoos a red flag in women."
man deadass established a zero-tolerance policy against getting talked back to on his own show.
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Most people still argue this was better than new Spider-Man trailer.😁
How is a movie from over a decade ago out-visualizing the brand new Spider-Man trailer?
Standards have seriously dipped.
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The internet will call Raimi MJ a villain for cheating, but then turn around and rage at MCU MJ for NOT cheating when Peter confesses.
Make it make sense.
Are people actually mad about the cheating, or do they just want a reason to complain either way? 👀
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She had been with a married couple.
At first, I thought she was talking about a dinner or some kind of friendship I didn't know about.
Then she explained what had actually happened.
She had met the husband and his wife through mutual friends, and what started as a casual friendship eventually crossed a line none of us expected.
I was shocked, but I stayed quiet and let her finish.
Then she said the part that completely broke my brain.
She had developed feelings for both of them.